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Valentine's Day

Gerrin' all loved up? We've gorra perfect range of cards n' gifts fer yer other 'arf this Valentine's Day. 

For alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone, head over to our Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day collection, here! (Over 18's only!)

  • £23.00

    Mardy Bum Retro Sweatshirt

    Mardy Bum! Retro design. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshirts a...

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    £23.00
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    Nauti Buoy T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for the Captain in your life! Available in Navy or White.  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy or White, as ...

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    £18.00
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    Don't worry, be Mardy! T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for your mardy days, and let's face it, we all have them!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. All sizes are unisex. Available...

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    £18.00
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    Feet up, Bra off, Telly on T-shirt

    Feet up, Bra off, Telly on - in that order. Aaaah, much better. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Grey Marl with complementary print ...

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    £18.00
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    Thosty T-shirt

    Will queue for beer! 100% Cotton T-shirt in Navy with yellow print. Other colour options are available here. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"...

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    £18.00
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    Loveable Sweatshirt

    You are capable of anything. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshir...

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    £23.00
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    Extra ordinary Sweatshirt

    Be extra, be extraordinary! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Quality Cotton Sw...

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    £23.00
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    Hiding in the Shed since (year) T-shirt

    Hiding in the Shed since (year) Perhaps add your date of birth or alternatively, the year you became a parent and started yearning for five minutes...

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    Wonder full Sweatshirt

    You are full of Wonder, you are wonderful! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided ...

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    £23.00
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    Nottingham University of Life Hoodie

    Lessons learnt from the University of Life. Quality Cotton Hoodies.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our...

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    £25.00
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    Behind every successful woman is 'ersen Hoodie

    Behind every successful woman is 'ersen. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our...

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    £25.00
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    Ayup me duck plain Socks

    Individual pair of printed socks, available in two sizes and a choice of colours. Reads 'Ayup, me duck,' on each sock. UK7-9 (39-42) UK 9-12 (43-46)

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    Face / Arse Towels (2 in pack)

    A pair of 100% Cotton grey Towels, with a Silver printed message on one side. Wash at 60 degrees.  Each towel comes with a metal hanging clip, whic...

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    £13.00
  • £7.00

    Gym Towel 100% Cotton

    100% Cotton Hand Towels, featuring a handy carabiner you can use to clip it onto your bag or equipment. Printed message on one side, in block capit...

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    £7.00
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    Mardy Bum! Canvas Make-up Bag

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with various phrases.  8x6 inches with zip opening.  Make-up bag available in Natural (with black print) o...

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    £8.00
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    Ayup, Me Duck! Teal print Make-up Bag

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with various phrases.  8x6 inches with zip opening.  Make-up bag available in Navy or Natural (with teal p...

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    £8.00
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    All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go Canvas Make-up Bag

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with various phrases.  8x6 inches with zip opening.  Make-up bag available in Navy (with white print) or N...

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    £8.00
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    Custom Eye Masks

    Padded sleep masks, printed with various designs. Black or white print available.  Please write which design you want in the notes field in the car...

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    Custom Rainbow Face Covering (single layer)

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear slots ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and sha...

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    Custom Face Mask (3 ply)

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and s...

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    Am bein mardy today, Gerroverit! Beach tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    £10.00
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    London, Paris, New York, (Placename) Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Personalise with your place-name. Let us know in the field provided.  Tote Bags ...

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    £9.00
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    It'll be reyt! Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    £9.00
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    Nottingham Phrases Velvet Cushion

    Large Luxury Velvet Cushions, vinyl-printed with a collection of Nottingham phrases. Approx. 20x20 inches, with zip fastening. These Cushions come ...

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    £25.00