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All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
Happy Birthday you Absolute Bell End! Card
Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card
Rude Father's Day Card
All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card
C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card
Wank Puffin - Birthday Card
Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card
Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card
All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD