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All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
What month is your mardy arse born? Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Arse in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your ow...
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Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card
Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Bah F*cking Humbug!
Wish someone special a bah fucking humbug with this sweary A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own affectionately abusive message. Printed on ...
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You might be a tw*t - Greetings card
The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...
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C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card
Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...
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Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card
We love a play on words! Hidden message Greetings Card! A6 printed onto 300gsm card.
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Birthday W*nker
Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card
If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...
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All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Bum in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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I f*cking love you! Card
I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card.
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Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card
Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card
If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...
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Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card
Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Sh*t,F*ck,Tw*t...Belated Birthday Card
Gorgeous but Sweary Belated Birthday card for that special someone. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Happy Birthday you F*cking Legend! Card
HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Happy Birthday you W*nk Puffin! Card
HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.
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Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card
Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...
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There's a special place in Hell...
There's a special place in hell for people who start answering every question with "so..." Funny card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Gre...
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