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Happy Birthday you Absolute Bell End! Card
All twats are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD
Rude Father's Day Card
Cunt Flaps - Birthday Card
Happy Birthday you Absolute Wanker! Card
Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU MASSIVE TWAT - CHRISTMAS CARD
I fucking love you! Card
Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card