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Valentine's Day

Gerrin' all loved up? We've gorra perfect range of cards n' gifts fer yer other 'arf this Valentine's Day. 

For alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone, head over to our Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day collection, here! (Over 18's only!)

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    Love you, me duck! Greetings Card

    East midlands dialect Greetings Card, ideal for Valentine's Day or just telling someone you care. A6, blank inside for your own message.

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    Will you be my duck, me duck? Valentine's Day Card

    This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300gsm  paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an envelope...

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    I bleddeh love you, yer bogger! Valentine's Day Card

     I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Bowchickawowow! Greetings Card

    BOWCHICKAWOWOW! Let someone know you like them with this Valentine's Day with this funny greetings card. all cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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  • you'll do duck! card, large text, graphic, colourful, love, local dialect,valentine, anniversary, wedding, love is love, romantic, joke
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    You'll do, duck! Valentine's Day Card

    YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • you're well nice! card, two ducks in love, big red heart, love is love, wedding, anniversary, valentines, local, nottingham, gifts, dukki
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    You're well nice! Valentine's Card

    This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300 gsm  paper and is A6 in size. If you're from the Notting...

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    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh! Card

    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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  • you're a rate gorgeous bogger! card, colourful, love, local dialect, love is love, wedding, anniversary, love note, valentine
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    You're a rate gorgeous bogger! Greetings card

    For that special bogger, who's 'rate gorgeous!' all cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • yer my mardy arse, card, banter, local dialect, nottingham, valentine, joke, rude, sweary,
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    Yer might be a mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    I love you more than musheh peez wi' mint sauce! Greetings Card

    Mushy peas and mint sauce is a local delicacy eaten in Nottingham, mostly associated with Goose Fair.

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    I love you almost as much as you love a pint o'Shippo's Greetings Card

    Pint o'Shippo's please! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    I love you more than sausage cobs! Greetings Card

    It's a tricky one, but do you love someone more than sausage cobs? Each card is printed onto 300gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an env...

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    I love you more than Pork Pies Greetings Card

    Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    I love you more than Stilton Cheese Greetings Card

    Stilton Cheese. Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! I was raised on the stuff!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own me...

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    I'd give you my last Knobby Green Greetings Card

    Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Knobby green? A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Bugger lugs Greetings Card

    Bugger lugs! Designed by Me and Thee UK - Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region's diale...

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    Mardy Bum Greetings Card

    Mardy Bum Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region's di...

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    Bobby Dazzler Greetings Card

    Bobby Dazzler. Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region...

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    By 'eck tha's gorgeous! Greetings Card

    By 'eck tha's gorgeous! Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of t...

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    I Love You, Heart Decorations

    Heart decorations for the one you love. Various titles available. 60mm I love you Frosted acrylic heart decoration, with white or engraved print. E...

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    Teddy Bear - Love, Bear hug

    A likkle bear hug from me to you. Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with a choice of messages on. You can even personalise your own bear....

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    Love you, me duck! Pink Rubber Ducks

    Send the gift of love, this Valentine's Day, in the form of a rubber duck. The perfect gift or collectible. Message reads: Love you, me duck! Ducks...

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    Custom Engraved Rubber Ducks

    'Ava bespoke, duck! Our Rubber Ducks are available in a range of colours and you can have anything engraved on them. Perhaps personalise with a nam...

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    Unicorn Rubber Ducks

    These unicorn rubber ducks are magical mini gifts! Available in pink, purple, yellow and white. Please note, some colour details may vary slightly ...

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