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Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day

Alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone.

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.50
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    Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card

    If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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  • yer my mardy arse, card, banter, local dialect, nottingham, valentine, joke, rude, sweary,
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    You'll allus be my mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    Bowchickawowow! Greetings Card

    BOWCHICKAWOWOW! Let someone know you like them with this Valentine's Day with this funny greetings card. all cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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  • you'll do duck! card, large text, graphic, colourful, love, local dialect,valentine, anniversary, wedding, love is love, romantic, joke
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    You'll do, duck! Valentine's Day Card

    YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    I bleddeh love you, yer bogger! Valentine's Day Card

      I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Curious Pancakes' Life's too short - Greetings Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm pa...

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    Teddy Bear - Oh Duck it!

    Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with an Oh Duck it difference! There are a choice of alternative messages or you can even personalise y...

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  • £10.00

    Custom Engraved Rubber Ducks

    'Ava bespoke, duck! Our Rubber Ducks are available in a range of colours and you can have anything engraved on them. Perhaps personalise with a nam...

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    F*ck that. Let's stay home Cushion

    Fuck that. Let's stay home. Heavyweight twill cotton, vinyl printed with high contrast retro-style designs. Approx. 18x18 inches with an envelope b...

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    Nessa Wall Mirror (Gavin and Stacey)

    This is for all you Gavin and Stacey fans. We love Nessa, if truth be told, so we've made a mirror to celebrate!  Mirrors are unframed, and measure...

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    Personalised Rose-Gold Acrylic Mirror

    Gorgeous Rose-Gold Acrylic Mirror, backed with MDF. Measure approximately 33cm wide. A unique and beautiful gift idea! You can order a Customised D...

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    W*nk stain fridge magnet

    Wank stain. 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    Oranges are Orange - Fridge Magnet

    Oranges are Orange... acrylic magnets 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    Oh, What's Occurin? Fridge Magnet

    Oh, What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. ...

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    Roses are Red Fridge Magnet

    Roses are Red...Bacon acrylic magnet. 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    For Ducks Sake! Dialect Fridge Magnet

    These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm and come with a wide variety of designs. Pick your favourite Nottinghamshire phrase and ha...

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    C*nty B*llocks fridge magnet

    Cunty Bollocks acrylic magnet. For those who love the pink purse and a pocket rocket... 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    LGBT+ Print

    LGBT+ Framed Print. Currently available in 5x5 and 12x12 inch format. Choose from Print only or mounted in a Black Frame. 

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    You have no power over me T-shirt

    A homage to my favourite film, The Labyrinth. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range...

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    Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered T-shirt

     A homage to my favourite film. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range of Labyrinth ...

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    Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered Sweatshirt

    An homage to my favourite film, The Labyrinth. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostaglia run wild, with our rang...

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    Badass T-shirt

    Badass! Say it 'ow it is! T-shirt comes in Black with grey print or Red with white print, as standard. Also available in a variety of other fabric ...

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