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Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day

Alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone.

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  • £23.00

    Zero Ducks Given Sweatshirt

    Zero ducks given. Subtle, but with a very strong message! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Turquoise with matching teal print, as standard ...

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    £23.00
  • £25.00

    For Duck's Sake Hoodie

    The perfect hoodie if you want to swear, but you can't!  Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies. Available in Navy with mint green print, as standard. Custom f...

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    £25.00
  • £18.00

    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights T-shirt

    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights! 20% of the profits from this item will go to Nottingham Women's Centre. 100% Heavyweight Cotton T-shirt...

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    £18.00
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    Oh duck it T-shirts

    100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts. Available in Petrol Blue and Black. For any other colour combinations, please select Custom and detail your pref...

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    £18.00
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    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation Sweatshirt

    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation Is anyone else excited for the new series of Stranger Things? Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Bl...

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    £23.00
  • £20.00

    Social Distancing since (year) T-shirt

    Social distancing since (enter your year in the notes field). If, like me, you're used to this social distancing malarkey, then this is the t-shirt...

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    £20.00
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    Stay the F*** Home T-shirt

    Stay the F*** Home, because it's the right bleddeh thing to do!  100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts, available in lilac with red print. All sizes ar...

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    £18.00
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    Nauti Buoy T-shirts

    The perfect t-shirt for the Captain in yer life! Available in Navy or White.  Select Custom if you'd prefer an alternative fabric or print colour...

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    £18.00
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    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt

    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt hand printed with a four colour design of a pair of tits either on the back of the tshirt or on the inside for those of ...

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    £18.00
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    Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my duck disguise. Wow your mates with this duck disguise. A great talking point for your next zoom party!   See the whole range here! ...

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    £18.00
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    Ask me about my NINJA disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my Ninja disguise  Wow your mates with this ninja disguise. A great talking point for your next zoom party!  100% Heavy weight cotton ...

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    £18.00
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    Sloth Ask me about my SLOTH disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my sloth disguise. Wow your mates with this sloth disguise. A great talking point for your next zoom party!   See the whole range her...

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    £18.00
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    Build your own ANIMAL disguise T-shirt

    Build your own ANIMAL disguise t-shirt!  A great talking point for your next zoom party!  100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts. Black t-shirt, as stan...

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    £25.00
  • £9.00

    Zero Ducks Given - Cotton Tote Bags

    There are precisely Zero Ducks Given, when using this bag. 100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Bag Colours: Black, Na...

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    £9.00
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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Bag Colours: Black, Natural, Teal, Magenta Pink, Mustard, Red, Coral, Olive Green...

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    £9.00
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    Gym and Tonic Cotton Tote Bags

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Bag Colours: Black, Natural, Teal, Magenta Pink, Mustard, Red, Coral, Olive Green...

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    £9.00
  • £5.00

    Sweary Face Masks (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    £5.00
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    Eye masks (various designs)

    Padded sleep masks, printed with various designs. Black or white print available.  Please write which design you want in the notes field and make s...

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    £5.00
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    A pair of Face / Arse Towels 100% Cotton

    A pair of 100% Cotton grey Towels, with a Silver printed message on one side. Wash at 60 degrees.  Each towel comes with a metal hanging clip, whic...

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    £13.00
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    King or Queen of Social Distancing Apron

    100% cotton knee-length Apron in a variety of colours. Other designs available. Washable at 30 degrees. 

    £12.00
  • £14.00

    Personalised Message Apron

    100% cotton knee-length Apron in a variety of colours. Washable at 30 degrees. Personalise with your own message. Simply select the colour you'd li...

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    £14.00
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    Lovely Bit of Squirrel! Cork Pot Stand

    Please note: This listing is for ONE potstand. These cork mats measure approx 190x190mm and engraved with 'Lovely Bit of Squirrel!' Suitable for us...

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    £8.00
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    Nessa Gavin and Stacey Cork Pot Stands

    Oh. What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. ...

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    £8.00
  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
    £9.00

    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £9.00