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Sweary Christmas items available in the Oh Duck it! range - Over 18's only. 

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR!

    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR! Wish yer Mommar a Merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR! Wish yer Nanar a Merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss New Christmas Card

     Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Multipack Chrissmuss Cards (pack of 12)

    A loveleh selection of Chrissmuss cards to send yer nearest n'dearest. Pack of 12 (2 of each design).  Includes designs: Av yersen a Merreh likkle ...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Card

    Merreh Chrissmuss, ter one un'all! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Baby it's coad ahtside Christmas Card

    Baby it's coad ahtside!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Duck the Halls! Christmas Card

    Duck the Halls...n' stay at 'om! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Santa Claus is comin' ter Tahn Christmas Card

    Santa Claus is comin' ter tahn... as long as he doesn't have ter self isolate! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Drivin' om fer Chrissmuss Christmas Card

    More like Stayin' 'om fer Chrissmuss! Bleddeh 2020... Yer can't beat a bit of Chris Rea, anyroad. A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your ow...

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    Lerrit snow! Christmas Card

    N' since wi no place ter go...Lerrit snow, lerrit snow, lerrit snow!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Ay up me duck! Merry Christmas Greetings Cards

    Ayup, me duck! Christmas card from Flying Teaspoons, an Illustrator based in Stoke-on-Trent. 

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    Merry Cloughmas young man

    Christmas card, featuring Brian Clough. These cards are A6, and printed onto 300gsm card. Perfect for popping in the post, as they are letter sized. 

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer bogger! Card

    A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message.  Bogger Is an affectionate term, used for someone and by someone from Nottingham 

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    Twelve Days of Nottingham Christmas card

    ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... Wish someone special with this hilarious 12 days of Christmas greetings card... with a Nottingham twist! Gate fold...

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    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Christmas Card

    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS, ME DUCK!

    MERREH CRISMUSS, ME DUCK! Wish someone special with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS OWD MAN!

    MERREH CRISMUSS OWD MAN! Wish yer owd man a verreh merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR 'N' GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR & GRANDAD! Wish yer gran'parents a verreh merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message....

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    FESTIVE GREETINGS FRUM NOTT'NUM!

    FESTIVE GREETINGS FRUM NOTT'NUM! A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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