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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer Bogger! Christmas Jumper

    Merreh Chrissmuss yer Bogger! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in a Red or Green (see examples). Now reduced in the Sale - gerra bargain! Our ...

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    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Christmas Card

    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer bogger! Card

    A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message.  Bogger Is an affectionate term, used for someone and by someone from Nottingham 

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    Bah F*cking Humbug!

    Wish someone special a bah fucking humbug with this sweary A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own affectionately abusive message. Printed on ...

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    Ho Ho Ho F*ck! It's bont! Apron

    100% Cotton knee length Apron. Washable at 30 degrees.  Choose from Navy or Red with Rose-gold metallic print, as standard.

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    Even Secret Santa thinks you're a...Mug

    The perfect cheeky banter mug for your work mates, this Christmas! 10oz ceramic White dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

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    Never eat yellow snow! Christmas Decoration

    Never eat the yellow snow!  70mm Decoration made from frosted acrylic, and UV printed.

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Christmas you massive twat! Christmas Decorations (Over 18's only!)

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Oh oh oh, Merry Christmas coaster

    We all love Nessa, especially in the Christmas Special!  These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly. ...

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    Sweary Christmas Jumpers

    Whether you're a Christmas Wanker, Christmas Knobhead, Christmas Bellend, or a Christmas twat - we've got the perfect jumper for you! Quality Cotto...

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    Sweary Frosted Acrylic Christmas Decorations (Over 18s only!)

    Over 18s only! Hang these decorations on your tree, but don't let your nan see them!  Various rude designs available, or treat yourself to a whole ...

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    Merry Ducking Christmas Decorations

    Hang these ducks on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Made from blue acrylic and UV printed. Measure app...

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    Bah Fucking Humbug! Christmas Jumper

    Bah Fucking Humbug!  Printed onto AWDis cotton sweatshirts, in either Fire Red or Kelly Green. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in a choice...

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    Christmas w*nker Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Teddy Bear - Oh Duck it!

    Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with an Oh Duck it difference! There are a choice of alternative messages or you can even personalise y...

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    Loading Make-up Bag

    Puttin' me face on! 100% Cotton Black canvas make-up bag, featuring a 'Loading' graphic on one side.  

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    Oh Duck it! Christmas Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Our Sister-company, Dukki have been doing Christmas Gift Sets, so we thou...

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