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    Ayup, me duck! Card

    Ayup, me duck! The most popular phrase in  Nottingham. Meaning Hello, me dear!  Don't be offended if we cann you duck, we're not implying that you ...

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    Bowchickawowow! Greetings Card

    BOWCHICKAWOWOW! Let someone know you like them with this Valentine's Day with this funny greetings card. all cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    I bleddeh love you, yer bogger! Valentine's Day Card

     I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    I love you more than musheh peez wi' mint sauce! Greetings Card

    Mushy peas and mint sauce is a local delicacy eaten in Nottingham, mostly associated with Goose Fair.

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    I love you more than Pork Pies Greetings Card

    Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    I love you more than sausage cobs! Greetings Card

    It's a tricky one, but do you love someone more than sausage cobs? Each card is printed onto 300gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an env...

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    I love you more than Stilton Cheese Greetings Card

    Stilton Cheese. Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! I was raised on the stuff!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own me...

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    I'd give you my last Knobby Green Greetings Card

    Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Knobby green? A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Love you, me duck! Greetings Card

    East midlands dialect Greetings Card, ideal for Valentine's Day or just telling someone you care. A6, blank inside for your own message.

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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  • yer my mardy arse, card, banter, local dialect, nottingham, valentine, joke, rude, sweary,
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    Yer might be a mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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  • you'll do duck! card, large text, graphic, colourful, love, local dialect,valentine, anniversary, wedding, love is love, romantic, joke
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    You'll do, duck! Valentine's Day Card

    YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • you're a rate gorgeous bogger! card, colourful, love, local dialect, love is love, wedding, anniversary, love note, valentine
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    You're a rate gorgeous bogger! Greetings card

    For that special bogger, who's 'rate gorgeous!' all cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • you're well nice! card, two ducks in love, big red heart, love is love, wedding, anniversary, valentines, local, nottingham, gifts, dukki
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    You're well nice! Valentine's Card

    This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300 gsm  paper and is A6 in size. If you're from the Notting...

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    Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card

    If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

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    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh! Card

    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    I love you almost as much as you love a pint o'Shippo's Greetings Card

    Pint o'Shippo's please! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Gi'or Card

    Gi'or! Meaning of give over in to stop doing something, usually something annoying: Oh (do) give over = stop complaining. 6x6 Greetings card with e...

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    In a world where you can be owt, be mardeh Card.

    In a world where you can be owt, be mardeh.  6x6 Greetings card  I bleddeh hate inspirational quotes, so I've created my own Nottingum ones!

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    Ee believed eekud burree wuz too boggered card

    Ee believed eekud burree wuz too boggered so ee dint. 6x6 Greetings card  I bleddeh hate inspirational quotes, so I've created my own Nottingum ones!

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    Shurrup whittlin and sort yersen card

    Ee believed eekud burree wuz too boggered so ee dint. 6x6 Greetings card  I bleddeh hate inspirational quotes, so I've created my own Nottingum ones!

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    Gi'or greetings card

    Gi'or. Meaning of give over in to stop doing something, usually something annoying: Oh (do) give over = stop complaining. 6x6 Greetings card and en...

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    Bleddeh 'ell not you again Greetings Card

    Bleddeh 'ell not you again. 6 x 6 inchs greetings card with envelope. I bleddeh hate inspirational quotes, so I've created my own Nottingum ones!

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