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Sweary Christmas items available in the Oh Duck it! range - Over 18's only. 

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    Merreh Chrissmuss Coaster

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Get in the festive mood, t'wirleh, with this bobby dazzler!  These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which ...

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    Sparkly Christmas Duck Decoration

    Ducky hanging decoration, all covered in glitter. Perfect for next Christmas! Only a couple left, gerrit while yer can!

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR! Wish yer Nanar a Merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Personalised Dog Breed Velvet Cushion

    *Brand new product for Christmas 2020!* Why not jazz up your home with our new velvet cushions. Vinyl printed metallic design, personalised with a ...

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    Come on you Pies! Notts County Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Come on you Reds! Forest Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Tret Yer-sen! Pampering Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Be Reyt! Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Ayup, me duck! Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss New Christmas Card

     Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Card

    Merreh Chrissmuss, ter one un'all! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Baby it's coad ahtside Christmas Card

    Baby it's coad ahtside!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Duck the Halls! Christmas Card

    Duck the Halls...n' stay at 'om! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Santa Claus is comin' ter Tahn Christmas Card

    Santa Claus is comin' ter tahn... as long as he doesn't have ter self isolate! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Drivin' om fer Chrissmuss Christmas Card

    More like Stayin' 'om fer Chrissmuss! Bleddeh 2020... Yer can't beat a bit of Chris Rea, anyroad. A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your ow...

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    Lerrit snow! Christmas Card

    N' since wi no place ter go...Lerrit snow, lerrit snow, lerrit snow!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Gift Tags

    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Gift tags.  Pack of 10, with ribbon.

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    Ay up me duck! Merry Christmas Greetings Cards

    Ayup, me duck! Christmas card from Flying Teaspoons, an Illustrator based in Stoke-on-Trent. 

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    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage - Christmas Decoration

    if you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a C...

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    Rose Gold Mirror Christmas Baubles

    Mirrored Rose Gold Acrylic on an oak backer, encased in an acrylic bauble. Choose from two designs: Ayup Me Duck! or Mardy Bum! These are 10cm in d...

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    Brian Clough Quotes Christmas Mug

    Printed ceramic mugs, with artwork by our resident artist, Ian Jones. Show your football pride with this Brian Clough Quotes Christmas Mug! Dishwas...

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    Eat yer Knobby Greens! Dialect Fridge Magnet

    Yer better eat yer knobby greens, yer bogger! Acrylic Fridge Magnets, containing a high-quality print. Measures 57mm x 57mm. 

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    I Love You, Heart Decorations

    Heart decorations for the one you love. Various titles available. 60mm I love you Frosted acrylic heart decoration, with white or engraved print. E...

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