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Christmas

Summat special for that special time of year!

Sweary Christmas items available in the Oh Duck it! range - Over 18's only

  • from £15.00

    Merreh Chrissmuss Santa Sacks - personalised

    Need more room for all your pressies?  Our Santa sacks are 100% red cotton drill, heavy duty fabric and come in two sizes: Large (100 x 70 cm) and ...

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    from £15.00
  • £45.00

    Rubber Duck Reusable Advent Calendar

    Our long awaited advent calendars are finally here!  These calendars have been designed to use year after year. 24 individual numbered Hessian bags...

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    £45.00
  • £18.00

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! DIY Crackers

    Merreh Chrissmus, me duck!  Order one of our luxury Cracker kits, 6 luxury crackers (3x white, 3x brown), flat-packed and ready to mek yer sen. W...

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    £18.00
  • £18.00

    Chrissmuss Songs DIY Crackers

    All yer favourite Chrissmuss Songs, Dukki style! Order one of our luxury Cracker kits, 6 luxury crackers (3x white, 3x brown), flat-packed and read...

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    £18.00
  • £25.00

    Twelve Days of Nottingham DIY Crackers

    "Twelve days of Nottingham Christmas" This includes 12 white linen effect cracker boards and snaps, a hat, a bogger talk phrase, and a random selec...

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    £25.00
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    from £8.50

    Teddy Bear - Love, Bear hug

    A likkle bear hug from me to you. Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with a choice of messages on. You can even personalise your own bear....

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    from £8.50
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  • £1.50

    Mini Christmas Character Rubber Ducks

    Mini Christmas character rubber ducks. Get that Chrimbo feelin' in yer bathroom!  Not suitable or safe for children under 3 years old.

    £1.50
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    £5.00

    Merreh Chrismuss Engraved Rubber Ducks

    Choose from White, Gold or Silver Rubber Ducks, engraved with Merreh Chrismuss, or Gold Rubber Ducks, engraved with Merreh Chrismuss, me duck! In c...

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    £5.00
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  • £5.00

    Engraved Rubber Ducks

    Our Rubber Ducks are available in a range of colours and with the design, AYUP! or NOTTINGHAM. Ducks are fully weighted, so that they float, and ar...

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    £5.00
  • £5.00

    Sparkly Christmas Duck Decoration

    Ducky hanging decoration, all covered in glitter. Perfect for Christmas!

    £5.00
  • £4.50

    Ceramic Nottingham Christmas Baubles

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with either "Merreh chrissmuss, me duck!" Or "Festive greetings from Nottingham.". These are 7cm in diameter, and...

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    £4.50
  • £4.50

    Z is for Stripey Bobbo Christmas Decoration

    Colin the Stripey Bobbo is here!  A Bobbo is an oss, and an oss is a horse  100mm acrylic, with printed Stripey Bobbo design. 

    £4.50
  • £3.50

    Merry Ducking Christmas Decorations

    Hang these ducks on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Made from blue acrylic and UV printed. Measure app...

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    £3.50
  • £10.00

    Ay up me duck! Rose Gold Mirror Christmas Baubles

    Mirrored Rose Gold Acrylic on an oak backer, encased in an acrylic bauble. Choose from two designs: Ayup Me Duck! or Mardy Bum! These are 10cm in d...

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    £10.00
  • £8.00

    Nottingham Landmarks Wooden Christmas Decorations (10cm)

    Oak-faced MDF Christmas Decorations, with a choice of four Nottingham Landmarks. Robin Hood, Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem, Left Lion, and Wollaton Hal...

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    £8.00
  • from £3.00

    I Love You, Heart Decorations

    Heart decorations for the one you love. Various titles available. 60mm I love you Frosted acrylic heart decoration, with white or engraved print. E...

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    from £3.00
  • £8.00

    Nottingham Landmarks Frosted Acrylic Baubles

    Beautiful pale blue frosted acrylic disks, printed with a choice of four Nottingham Landmarks. Robin Hood, Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem, Left Lion, an...

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    £8.00
  • from £3.50

    Nottingham Dialect Frosted Acrylic Christmas Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Various designs available, or treat yersen to a whole set!  50mm diameter, Mad...

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    from £3.50
  • £9.00

    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Baubles

    Beautiful oak printed with  "Festive greetings from Nottingham.". These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk, enca...

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    £9.00
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    £3.00

    AY UP DUCK SHAPED HANGING DECORATIONS

    Hang these ducks on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Made from acrylic and UV printed with white text. ...

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    £3.00
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  • £8.00

    Rubber Duck in a Bauble

    Your very own Christmas duck in a bauble! An 8cm rubber duck, encased in an acrylic bauble, with "Merreh Chrissmuss" engraved on it. Available in g...

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    £8.00
  • £5.00

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Wooden Duck-Shaped Decorations

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Hang these boggers on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn!  Made from Alder woo...

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    £5.00
  • £4.00

    Never eat yellow snow! Christmas Decoration

    Never eat the yellow snow!  70mm Decoration made from frosted acrylic, and UV printed.

    £4.00
  • £5.00

    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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    £5.00