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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
    £10.00

    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00
  • £23.00

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Sweatshirt

    Can't be bothered? The perfect sweatshirt if you're not a morning person.  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and pri...

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    £23.00
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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.75
  • £5.00

    I have already killed you three times - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I have no ducks to give - Square Print

    For those times when you just need to swear but can't! Available in two sizes: 5x5 inch and 12x12 inch format. Available as Print only or mounted.

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    I Have No Ducks To Give Print

    For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in 3 different sizes framed or unframed.  Print size 7x5 inches (mounted 9x7...

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    I Have No Ducks To Give Print

    For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in various sizes: 7x5, 12x8 and 12x16 inch format. Choose from Print only or ...

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  • £20.00

    I have no ducks to give T-shirt

    I have no ducks to give. When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40" ...

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    £20.00
  • £10.00

    I say Mummy and Daddy, I appear to have sh*t my pantaloons Baby grow

    " I say mummy and daddy, I appear to have shat my pantaloons!" 100% Cotton Baby grow with press-stud fastening.  If you would like alternative fabr...

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    £10.00
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    I spy with my little eye - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    I spy with my little eye - Fridge Magnet

    Sweary magnets fer yer Fridge door! 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £3.00
  • £10.00

    I spy with my little eye - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
  • £20.00

    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage T-shirt

    You've seen it with your own eyes. Trolley loads full of bog roll, people fighting in the aisles over the right to wipe their arse - buying enough ...

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    £20.00
  • £5.00

    I think you are confusing me with someone who gives a sh*t - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    I'm in a f*ck off sort of mood - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
  • £10.00

    In my head I've already killed you three times - Mug

    Don't let the grudge you hold against someone get the best of you. Instead, express it with this sophisticated yet cheeky mug! Perfect for Secret S...

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    £10.00
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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

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    Just stop talking! Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Keyworker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Laters, Witches Halloween T-shirt

    Get ready for the spooky season with the perfect non-costume for people who love Halloween! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black w...

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    £20.00
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    Level 7 Vegan (I lick rocks) Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
  • level seven vegan mug
    £9.00

    Level 7 Vegan Mug

    For the Vegan in your life...'Level 7 Vegan (I lick rocks)' 10oz Dishwasher safe ceramic mug.

    £9.00
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    Lots of F*cks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Lots of F*cks Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00