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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • £5.00

    I have already killed you three times - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I have no ducks to give T-shirt

    I have no ducks to give. When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40" ...

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    £20.00
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    I say Mummy and Daddy, I appear to have sh*t my pantaloons Baby grow

    "I say mummy and daddy, I appear to have shat my pantaloons!" orange with Navy print 100% Cotton Baby grow with press-stud fastening.  Only one lef...

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    I spy with my little eye - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I spy with my little eye - Fridge Magnet

    Sweary magnets fer yer Fridge door! 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £3.00
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    I spy with my little eye - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage T-shirt

    You've seen it with your own eyes. Trolley loads full of bog roll, people fighting in the aisles over the right to wipe their arse - buying enough ...

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    £20.00
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    I think you are confusing me with someone who gives a sh*t - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I'm in a f*ck off sort of mood - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    In my head I've already killed you three times - Mug

    Don't let the grudge you hold against someone get the best of you. Instead, express it with this sophisticated yet cheeky mug! Perfect for Secret S...

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    £10.00
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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

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    Just stop talking! Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Keyworker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Laters, Witches Halloween T-shirt

    Get ready for the spooky season with the perfect non-costume for people who love Halloween! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black w...

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    £20.00
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    Level 7 Vegan (I lick rocks) Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    £9.00

    Level 7 Vegan Mug

    For the Vegan in your life...'Level 7 Vegan (I lick rocks)' 10oz Dishwasher safe ceramic mug.

    £9.00
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    Lots of F*cks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00
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    Lots of F*cks Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip! (Over 18's Only)

    Introducing our brand new Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip!  Try your luck and get some amazing OH DUCK IT treats.  Items worth £15, yours for just a tenner!...

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    £4.50
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    Mardy Arse Coaster

    Translation: "Grumpy!" "Mardy" is a person who is miserable, grumpy or sulking. These coasters have a high wipe-clean gloss finish, which shows off...

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    Mardy Arse Mug

    Mugs perfect for bothde presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Arse! Dishwasher safe, 10oz printed ceramic mugs, wi...

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    £10.00
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    Mardy Arse! Dialect Fridge Magnet

    These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm and come with a wide variety of designs. Pick your favourite Nottinghamshire phrase and ha...

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    £3.00
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    Mardy Bum / Mardy Arse Mugs

    Mugs perfect for bothde presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!  10oz printed ceramic mugs, with your favourite...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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