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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • £10.00

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed - Mug

    A cheeky gift for the office worker you love to hate.  10oz ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £10.00
  • £4.00

    Good Morning, I see the assassins failed Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
  • £25.00

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Hoodie

    Good morning. I see the assassins failed. Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies.  Mustard yellow with white print, as standard. Custom fabric and print colour...

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    £25.00
  • £23.00

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Sweatshirt

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Charcoal Grey as standard (see example). Custom fabric and print...

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    £23.00
  • £18.00

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed T-shirt

    Good morning. I see the assassins failed. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Petrol Blue with white print, as standard. Choose from a ...

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    £18.00
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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

    £2.50
  • £2.50

    Happy Birthday you Absolute...Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

    £2.50
  • £4.00

    Hashtag F*cked - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    Hashtag F*cked - Mug

    Know someone who is permanently exhausted? Maybe it's you! Here's a cheeky gift for your friend, family member or even yourself. 10oz ceramic dishw...

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  • £12.00

    Ho Ho Ho F*ck! It's bont! Apron

    100% Cotton knee length Apron. Washable at 30 degrees.  Choose from Navy or Red with Rose-gold metallic print, as standard.

    £12.00
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    I came, I saw - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box. Also available in S...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    I cannot be held responsible - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does - Mug

    The perfect gift for someone who can take a joke! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. White Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
  • £25.00

    I cannot be held responsible Hoodie

    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies. Available in a choice of colours, with white print, a...

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    £25.00
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    I don't have kids T-shirt

    I don't have kids because it's none of your f*cking business. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in White with black print. Choose from a...

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    £18.00
  • £25.00

    I don't like morning people Hoodie

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.  Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies. Available in Grey, with white print, as standard. Custom fabric a...

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    £25.00
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00
  • £23.00

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Sweatshirt

    Can't be bothered? The perfect sweatshirt if you're not a morning person.  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Charcoal Grey, as standard. Alt...

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    £23.00
  • £2.50

    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.50
  • £4.00

    I have already killed you three times - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    I have already killed you three times - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    I have no ducks to give - Square Print

    For those times when you just need to swear but can't! Available in two sizes: 5x5 inch and 12x12 inch format. Available as Print only or mounted.

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    I Have No Ducks To Give Print

    For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in various sizes: 7x5, 12x8 and 12x16 inch format. Choose from Print only or ...

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