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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • £2.75

    Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card

    If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

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    Gluten Free W*nker - Mug

    Show off your gluten-free pride with the Gluten Free W*nker mug. No need to explain your dietary restrictions, this mug does the talking for you. M...

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    £10.00
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    Gluten Free W*nker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Gluten Free W*nker Fridge Magnet

    Gluten Free Wanker acrylic magnet. Some people have no choice, the rest are wankers. 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    Go duck yersen T-shirt

    Oh Duck it! When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL...

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    Going out is for dicks T-shirt

    Going out is for dicks! If, like me, you prefer lockdown from the outside world, then this is the T-shirt for you! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed - Mug

    A cheeky gift for the office worker you love to hate.  10oz ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £11.00
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    Good Morning, I see the assassins failed Coaster

    Start your morning with a smile with the Good Morning, I See the Assassins Failed Coaster, This coaster will protect your surfaces and bring a touc...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Hoodie

    Good morning. I see the assassins failed. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided O...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Sweatshirt

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided ...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed T-shirt

    Good morning. I see the assassins failed. Heavy-weight 100% cotton Burgundy T-shirt, with white print as standard. Weight 145gsm. Choose from a var...

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Hashtag F*cked - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Hashtag F*cked - Mug

    Know someone who is permanently exhausted? Maybe it's you! Here's a cheeky gift for your friend, family member or even yourself. 10oz ceramic dishw...

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    I came, I saw - Mug

    10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £9.00
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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I cannot be held responsible - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does - Mug

    The perfect gift for someone who can take a joke! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. White Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    I cannot be held responsible Hoodie

    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour...

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    I don't give a duck T-shirt

    I don't give a duck  When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 4...

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    I don't have kids T-shirt

    I don't have kids because it's none of your f*cking business. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in White with black print. Choose from a...

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    I don't like morning people Hoodie

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box ...

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  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00