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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

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    All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    What month is your mardy arse born? Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Arse in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your ow...

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    All Mardy Arses are born in... Coaster

    Coasters for the Mardy Arse in your life.  Hard board coasters, with a glossy wipe clean surface. FSC approved wood.

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    All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Bum in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Another day, another bullsh*t meeting Mug

    Another day, another bullshit meeting that should've been an email. This mug is the perfect way to start your day with a laugh. So pour your favou...

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    Appeh Bothde, Mardy Arse! Card

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARDY ARSE! 'Mardy' is an East Midlands word, meaning easily upset, or sulky.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message....

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    Aya masht midduck? Plaque

    Mash the tea, duck!  Printed Aluminium Plaque 150mm x 315mm.  Plaques are mounted onto black acrylic, for extra rigidity. 

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    Aya masht, me Duck? Wooden Plaque

    Aya masht me Duck? UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

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    Ayup, me Duck! Wooden Plaque

    Ayup, me Duck! UV Printed Wooden Plaque 270mm x 160mm.  Oak veneer MDF with hanging fixtures on reverse. 

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    Bah F*cking Humbug! Christmas Jumper

    Bah Fucking Humbug!  Printed onto AWDis cotton sweatshirts, in either Fire Red or Kelly Green. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your pr...

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    Biggest Bellend in (Placename) - Mug

    Know a Bellend? Here is the perfect gift for them! 10z ceramic mug - dishwasher safe. CHECK BEFORE YOU BUY Please note: This product is non...

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    Biggest C*nt in Nottingham - Mug

    A rude mug for your loved ones to enjoy again and again! 10z ceramic mug - dishwasher safe.  CHECK BEFORE YOU BUY Please note: This product...

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    Biggest T*at in Nottingham - Mug

     A rude mug for your loved ones to enjoy again and again! 10z ceramic mug.  dishwasher safe

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    Birthday W*nker

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Blow me, I am hot - Mug

    Blow me! Mug is a cheeky gift for your friend Sip your favorite beverage in a sassy way with our Blow Me mug. The playful phrase and innuendo bring...

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    C*nty B*llocks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    C*nty B*llocks fridge magnet

    Cunty Bollocks acrylic magnet. For those who love the pink purse and a pocket rocket... 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    Christmas w*nker Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks printed with a sweary Christmas message.  

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    Coffee W*nker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Coffee W*nker Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member This coffee mug is perfect for those who take their coffee seriously (or not so seriously). With the u...

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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Fridge magnet

    Do I look like a fucking people person? acrylic magnet. Back away peasants. 57x57mm fridge magnet.

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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Mug

    Are you tired of pretending to be a "people person"? Then this mug is for you! Show off your witty side with this quirky mug, perfect for those who...

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