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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • £2.50

    All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    What month is your mardy arse born? Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Arse in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your ow...

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    £2.50
  • £4.00

    All Mardy Arses are born in... Coaster

    Gorgeous but Sweary Coaster for the Mardy Arse in your life.  ard board coasters, with a glossy wipe clean surface.  FSC approved wood.

    £4.00
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    All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Bum in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

    £2.50
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    All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

    £2.50
  • £9.00

    Another day of outward smiles and inward screams - Mug

    Hate people? Deal with the public on a daily basis? Then this mug is for you! A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one. 10oz ceram...

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    £9.00
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    Appeh Bothde, Mardy Arse! Card

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARDY ARSE! 'Mardy' is an East Midlands word, meaning easily upset, or sulky.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message....

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    Aya masht midduck? Plaque

    Mash the tea, duck!  Printed Aluminium Plaque 150mm x 315mm.  Plaques are mounted onto black acrylic, for extra rigidity. 

    £15.00
  • £23.00

    Bah Fucking Humbug! Christmas Jumper

    Bah Fucking Humbug!  Printed onto AWDis cotton sweatshirts, in either Fire Red or Kelly Green. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in a choice...

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    £23.00
  • wanna see my bearded clam?, mug, rude, funny, lady garden, banter, dukki, 10z mug, white with black text, oh duck it
    £9.00

    Bearded Clam - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
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    Biggest Bellend in (Placename) - Mug

    Know a Bellend? Here is the perfect gift for them! 10z ceramic mug - dishwasher safe. CHECK BEFORE YOU BUY Please note: This product is non...

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    £10.00
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    Biggest C*nt in Nottingham - Mug

    A rude mug for your loved ones to enjoy again and again! 10z ceramic mug - dishwasher safe.  CHECK BEFORE YOU BUY Please note: This product...

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    Biggest T*at in Nottingham - Mug

     A rude mug for your loved ones to enjoy again and again! 10z ceramic mug.  dishwasher safe

    £9.00
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    Birthday W*nker

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

    £2.50
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    Bloody Postal service - Belated Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm pa...

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    £2.50
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    Blow me, I am hot - Mug

    Blow me! Mug is a cheeky gift for your friend or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
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    C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

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    C*nt Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
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    C*nty B*llocks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    C*nty B*llocks fridge magnet

    Cunty Bollocks acrylic magnet. For those who love the pink purse and a pocket rocket... 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £2.50
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    C*nty B*llocks Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
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    Cluster F*ck Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
  • £9.00

    Cluster F*ck Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
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    Coffee W*nker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    Coffee W*nker Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00