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Oh Duck it! Mother's Day

Sweary and alternative gifts, for your funny as f*ck Mum!
  • £2.50

    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.50
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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    I love you more than Pork Pies Greetings Card

    Pork Pies! Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! The jelly is the best bit! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip! (Over 18's Only)

    Introducing our brand new Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip!  Try your luck and get some amazing OH DUCK IT treats.  Items worth £15, yours for just a tenner!...

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    Teddy Bear - Oh Duck it!

    Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with an Oh Duck it difference! There are a choice of alternative messages or you can even personalise y...

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    Sweary Face Mask (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    Good Mums say bad words T-shirt

    Good Mums say bad words...sometimes, all the time. True story.  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy with orange print, as standard...

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    £18.00
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    Feet up, Bra off, Telly on T-shirt

    Feet up, Bra off, Telly on - in that order. Aaaah, much better. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Grey Marl with complementary print ...

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    £18.00
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    As the world falls down T-shirt

    Another homage to my favourite film. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range of Labyr...

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    Badass T-shirt

    Badass! Say it 'ow it is! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black with grey print, as standard. All sizes are unisex. Choose from a v...

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    For Duck's Sake T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt if you want to swear, but you can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Petrol Blue with mint-green print, as sta...

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    £18.00
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    Nosey little f*cker, aren't you? Hoodie

    Made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear!  This hoodie is sure to turn heads, or at least make nosey people look stupid.  Heavyw...

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    I don't like morning people Hoodie

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.  Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies. Available in Grey, with white print, as standard. Custom fabric a...

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    For Duck's Sake Hoodie

    The perfect hoodie if you want to swear, but you can't!  Heavyweight Cotton Hoodies. Available in Navy with mint green print, as standard. Custom f...

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    £25.00
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    Babe with the power Sweatshirt

    An homage to my favourite film, The Labyrinth. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson?! Let your nostalgia run wild, with our ran...

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    Zero Ducks Given Sweatshirt

    Zero ducks given. Subtle, but with a very strong message! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Turquoise with matching teal print, as standard ...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Sweatshirt

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Charcoal Grey as standard (see example). Custom fabric and print...

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    Shunt it, wunt it, dunt it, c*nt it Sweatshirt

    Shunt it, wunt it, dunt it c*nt it! We have a funny way of saying 'couldn't' in Nottingham, and it sometimes sounds a bit rude!  Quality Cotton Swe...

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    For Duck's Sake Sweatshirt

    For duck's sake! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Turquoise, with Teal print, as standard (see example). Custom fabric and print colours al...

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    £23.00
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    Ray of ducking sunshine Sweatshirt

    Who else is a ray of ducking sunshine?  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Turquoise, Hot Pink or Bright Yellow with a retro design (see exam...

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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights T-shirt

    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights! 20% of the profits from this item will go to Nottingham Women's Centre. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt...

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    Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered T-shirt

    A homage to my favourite film. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range of Labyrinth-t...

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    £18.00
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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    £9.00
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    Gym and Tonic Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    £9.00