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Oh Duck it! Mother's Day

Sweary and alternative gifts, for your funny as f*ck Mum!
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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    I love you more than sausage cobs! Greetings Card

    It's a tricky one, but do you love someone more than sausage cobs? Each card is printed onto 300gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an env...

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    I love you more than Stilton Cheese Greetings Card

    Stilton Cheese. Food of the Gods if you live near Melton Mowbray! I was raised on the stuff!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own me...

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Card

    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a cards dur...

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    There's a special place in Hell - Greetings Card

    Gorgeous card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Life's too short to surround yourself with knobheads - Greetings Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm pa...

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    Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip! (Over 18's Only)

    Introducing our brand new Lucky OH DUCK IT Dip!  Try your luck and get some amazing OH DUCK IT treats.  Items worth £15, yours for just a tenner!...

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    Teddy Bear - Oh Duck it!

    Send your friend or loved one a teddy bear, with an Oh Duck it difference! There are a choice of alternative messages or you can even personalise y...

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    Sweary Face Mask (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    Gym and Tonic Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Trixy Styx Skeleton Duck (Glow in the Dark) Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in Black, with a white glow in the dark print design of Trixy...

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    Likkle but Fierce Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with complementary colour print...

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    Eye masks (various designs)

    Padded sleep masks, printed with various designs. Black or white print available.  Please write which design you want in the notes field and make s...

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    Vintage Fabric Pocket Mirrors

    Available in a range of designs. See photos, sold as seen. Each one is individual and so varies slightly.   

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    Good Mums say bad words T-shirt

    Good Mums say bad words...sometimes, all the time. True story.  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy with orange print, as standard...

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    As the world falls down T-shirt

    Another homage to my favourite film. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range of Labyr...

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    Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered T-shirt

     A homage to my favourite film. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson? Let your nostalgia run wild, with our range of Labyrinth ...

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    Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered Sweatshirt

    An homage to my favourite film, The Labyrinth. What more do you need than a bit of Bowie and Jim Henson?! Let your nostalgia run wild, with our ran...

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    Zero Ducks Given Sweatshirt

    Zero ducks given. Subtle, but with a very strong message! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Turquoise with matching teal print, as standard ...

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    Just Stop Talking Sweatshirt

    Just stop talking! We all have that one friend.... Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Burgundy with Rose-gold print or Navy with white print,...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed Sweatshirt

    Good morning, I see the assassins failed. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in Charcoal Grey, with pale pink print or Dusty Pink with black pri...

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