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Oh Duck it! Mother's Day

Sweary and alternative gifts, for your funny as f*ck Mum!
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    Trixy Styx Skeleton Duck (Glow in the Dark) Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in Black, with a white glow in the dark print design of Trixy...

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    Custom Eye Masks

    Padded sleep masks, printed with various designs. Black or white print available.  Please write which design you want in the notes field in the car...

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    What's for dinner? Sh*t wi sugar on! Apron

    100% cotton knee-length Apron in a variety of colours with Black or White complementary print, as standard. Washable at 30 degrees.  If you'd like...

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    Personalised Message Apron

    100% cotton knee-length Apron in a variety of colours. Washable at 30 degrees. Personalise with your own message. Simply select the colour you'd li...

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    If it's brown, it's cooked...Oven Gloves

    If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black it's F*cked! Hand printed white heavy duty oven gloves. Washable at 40 degrees. Available in Black with wh...

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    Personalised Oven Mitt

    A hand-printed oven mitt, printed with your own personalised design on both sides. Washable at 40 degrees. Personalise with your own message. Simpl...

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    Nessa Gavin and Stacey Cork Pot Stands

    Oh. What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. ...

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    F*ck that. Let's stay home Cushion

    Fuck that. Let's stay home. Heavyweight twill cotton, vinyl printed with high contrast retro-style designs. Approx. 18x18 inches with an envelope b...

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    Oh duck it! Print

    Oh Duck it! For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in three sizes: 7x5 inch, 12x8 inch and 12x16 inch. Print only or...

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    Thank duck it's Friday! Print

    For those times when you just need to swear but can't!  This design comes in various sizes: 7x5 inch, 12x8 inch and 12x16 inch. Available as a Prin...

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    For Duck's Sake! Print

    For Duck's Sake! For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in 3 different sizes framed or unframed.  Print sizes 7x5 in...

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    I Have No Ducks To Give Print

    For those times when you need just need to swear but can't! Available in various sizes: 7x5, 12x8 and 12x16 inch format. Choose from Print only or ...

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  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

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    Nosey little fucker Mug

    Hate people? Deal with nosey work colleagues on a daily basis? Then this mug is for you! A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one....

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    Queen of Social Distancing Mug

    10oz printed ceramic mugs. Queen of Social Distancing on one side, a warning on the reverse! Dishwasher safe, and available with a personalised des...

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    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does - Mug

    The perfect gift for someone who can take a joke! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. White Dishwasher safe.

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    Shit on it! Graphic Mug

    I must stop watching Friday night dinner! I think Martin is my favourite character. Who's yours? 10oz White ceramic mugs, delivered in a smash-proo...

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    I came, I saw - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

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    Some people just need a high five - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover.  10 Oz ceramic dishwasher safe mug

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    F*cker in charge - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

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    Here is to yet Another day of outward smiles and inward screams - Mug

    Hate people? Deal with the public on a daily basis? Then this mug is for you! A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one. 10oz ceram...

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    Duck you! Mug

    Sweary Mugs perfect for that birthday present, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!  10oz printed ceramic mugs. Dishwa...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Oh, What's Occurin? Coaster

    Oh. What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. T...

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