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Oh Duck it! Father's Day

For the good, the bad and the ugly.
  • £18.00

    Thosty T-shirt

    Will queue for beer! 100% Cotton T-shirt in Navy with yellow print. Other colour options are available here. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"...

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    I don't like morning people Hoodie

    I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people.  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box ...

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    £25.00
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    I cannot be held responsible Hoodie

    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does when you talk. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour...

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    Some people just need a high five - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Hiding in the Shed since (year) T-shirt

    Hiding in the Shed since (year) Perhaps add your date of birth or alternatively, the year you became a parent and started yearning for five minutes...

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

    £2.75
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    C*nty B*llocks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Some people just need a high five - Fridge Magnet

    We all know someone that needs this! 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £2.50
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    Mardy Bum / Mardy Arse Mugs

    Mugs perfect for bothde presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!  10oz printed ceramic mugs, with your favourite...

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    £9.00
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    No comment T-shirt

    Enjoy our collection of Line of Duty merchandise. Vicky McClure is a local legend which is why we wanted to give a percentage of the profits from t...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed - Mug

    A cheeky gift for the office worker you love to hate.  10oz ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £11.00
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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    Sweary Face Mask (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    Today will be absolutely amazing if you stop bein' such a D*ck head! Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Funny Animal Mini Badges

    25mm Badges Available with numerous funny but rude phrases. Pick yer favourite - only a quid!

    £1.00
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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Mug

    Are you tired of pretending to be a "people person"? Then this mug is for you! Show off your witty side with this quirky mug, perfect for those who...

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    £11.00
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    Some people just need a high five - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover.  10 Oz ceramic dishwasher safe mug

    £10.00
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    Mardy Arse Coaster

    Translation: "Grumpy!" "Mardy" is a person who is miserable, grumpy or sulking. These coasters have a high wipe-clean gloss finish, which shows off...

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    Lots of F*cks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation T-shirt

    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. For the Stranger Things fans and fanatics alike. Heavy-weight 100% Cotton T-shirt, in Black with Coral r...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Acrylic Pin

    25mm Acrylic toilet roll shaped pin. You've seen it with your own eyes, the empty shelves, the fighting for your right to wipe your arse!  Be thank...

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    Today will be absolutely amazing if you stop bein' such a D*ck head! Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Mange Tout T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for a Fools n' Osses fan! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black or White, with complementary print colours (...

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    Bonnet De Douche T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for a Fools n' Osses fan! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts.  Available in black or white, as standard. Choose from a variety...

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    £18.00