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Oh Duck it! Father's Day

For the good, the bad and the ugly.
  • £18.00

    DUCK Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my duck disguise. Wow your mates with this duck disguise. A great talking point for your next zoom party!   See the whole range here! ...

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    Ask me about my NINJA disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my Ninja disguise  Wow your mates with this ninja disguise. A great talking point for your next zoom party!  100% Heavy weight cotton ...

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    £18.00
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    Social Distancing since (year) T-shirt

    Social distancing since (enter your year in the notes field). If, like me, you're used to this social distancing malarkey, then this is the t-shirt...

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    Stop checkin' the fridge every ten minutes yer greedy bogger Fridge Magnet

    If, like me, you're in self isolation, and you've already checked the fridge 24,000 time today, then just stop it! There's still the same bit of ch...

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    Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey T-shirt

    Series 6 of Line of Duty is coming to an end this Sunday. It truly has been a masterpiece.  Enjoy our series of merchandise, featuring Ducky McClur...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Shit on It! Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does - Mug

    The perfect gift for someone who can take a joke! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. White Dishwasher safe.

    £9.00
  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £9.00
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    Shit on it! Graphic Mug

    I must stop watching Friday night dinner! I think Martin is my favourite character. Who's yours? 10oz White ceramic mugs, delivered in a smash-proo...

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    Lovely Bit of Squirrel! Cork Pot Stand

    Please note: This listing is for ONE potstand. These cork mats measure approx 190x190mm and engraved with 'Lovely Bit of Squirrel!' Suitable for us...

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    £8.00
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    Stop making a tit of yourself T-shirt

    Series 6 of Line of Duty is coming to an end this Sunday. It truly has been a masterpiece.  Enjoy our series of merchandise, featuring Ducky McClur...

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    £18.00
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    If it's brown, it's cooked...Oven Gloves

    If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black it's F*cked! Hand printed white heavy duty oven gloves. Washable at 40 degrees. Available in Cream, Red or...

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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    The Dogfather T-shirt

     You don't have to be the Father of humans to celebrate Father's Day!  Here's the perfect t-shirt for the father of fur babies!  100% Heavy weight ...

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    Bottle Opener Keyrings

    57mm round and rather handy Bottle-opener Keyrings! Choose from our selection of designs: Frunk as Duck! Today Can Bogger Off! Am Bein' Mardy Today...

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    I came, I saw - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box. For Pink and Silve...

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    £9.00
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    I spy with my little eye - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    C*nty B*llocks fridge magnet

    Cunty Bollocks acrylic magnet. For those who love the pink purse and a pocket rocket... 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £2.50
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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    £3.00
  • a fresh mug of fuckoffee
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    Fresh mug of f*ckoffee Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one 10oz ceramic White dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £9.00
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    I cannot be held responsible - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    C*nty B*llocks Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    Shit on it! Graphic Coaster

    Shit on it! Coaster design from well-known British comedy. These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly...

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    £4.00