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Oh Duck it! Father's Day

For the good, the bad and the ugly.
  • £18.00

    Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Wow your mates with this DUCK disguise!  See the whole range here! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Yellow or Black. All sizes are u...

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    Ask me about my NINJA disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my Ninja disguise! Wow your mates with this unique T-shirt! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size ...

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    Social Distancing since (year) T-shirt

    If, like me, you're used to this social distancing malarkey, then this is the T-shirt for you.  Social distancing since (year). Simply add which ye...

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    Stop checkin' the fridge every ten minutes yer greedy bogger Fridge Magnet

    If, like me, you're in self isolation, and you've already checked the fridge 24,000 time today, then just stop it! There's still the same bit of ch...

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    Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the wee donkey T-shirt

    Enjoy our collection of Line of Duty merchandise. This is a Ted Hastings classic! Vicky McClure is a local legend which is why we wanted to give a ...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00
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    Shit on It! Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Shit on it! Graphic Coaster

    Shit on it! Coaster design from well-known British comedy. These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    I cannot be held responsible - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    I cannot be held responsible for what my face does - Mug

    The perfect gift for someone who can take a joke! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. White Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    The Dogfather T-shirt

     You don't have to be the Father of humans to celebrate Father's Day! Here's the perfect t-shirt for the father of fur babies!  100% Heavy weight c...

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    Good morning, I see the assassins failed T-shirt

    Good morning. I see the assassins failed. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Petrol Blue with white print, as standard. Choose from a ...

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    If it's brown, it's cooked...Oven Gloves

    If it's brown it's cooked, if it's black it's F*cked! Hand printed white heavy duty oven gloves. Washable at 40 degrees. Available in Cream, Red or...

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    £12.00
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    Shit on it! Graphic Mug

    I must stop watching Friday night dinner! I think Martin is my favourite character. Who's yours? 10oz White ceramic mugs, delivered in a smash-proo...

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    Bottle Opener Keyrings

    57mm round and rather handy Bottle-opener Keyrings! Choose from our selection of designs: Frunk as Duck! Today Can Bogger Off! Am Bein' Mardy Today...

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    Stop making a tit of yourself T-shirt

    Enjoy our collection of Line of Duty merchandise. Vicky McClure is a local legend which is why we wanted to give a percentage of the profits from t...

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    C*nty B*llocks fridge magnet

    Cunty Bollocks acrylic magnet. For those who love the pink purse and a pocket rocket... 57x57mm fridge magnet.

    £2.50
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    I spy with my little eye - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Do I look like a f*cking people person? Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £4.00
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    Original price £9.00
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    I came, I saw - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box. Also available in S...

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    Ask me about my SLOTH disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my sloth disguise. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL 46/...

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  • a fresh mug of fuckoffee
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    Fresh mug of f*ckoffee Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one 10oz ceramic White dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £10.00