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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    Wokkin Frum 'Om T-shirt

    Still wokkin frum 'om? 100% Heavy weight cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy blue, with white print. All sizes are unisex.   Size GuideS 34/36"  M ...

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    Festive Greetings from (place-name) Ceramic Christmas Bauble

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with "Festive greetings from..." and then your chosen place-name. These are 7cm in diameter, and perfect for any ...

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    Brian Clough Quotes Christmas Mug

    Printed ceramic mugs, with artwork by our resident artist, Ian Jones. Show your love for forest with this Brian Clough Quotes Christmas Mug! Dishwa...

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    Swear word Frosted Acrylic Christmas Decorations

    Over 18s only! Hang these decorations on your tree, but don't let your nan see them!  Various rude designs available, or treat yourself to a whole ...

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    Nottingham Goose Fair Helter-skelter Enamel Pin

    This Helter-skelter pin completes the set of four Goosefair pins. 38mm enamel pin with black clasp. These collectable pins form part of a group of ...

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    Z is for Stripey Bobbo T-shirt

    100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts. Available in white and all sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL 46/48"  2XL 50/52"  3XL...

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    av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn!  80mm diameter, Made from frosted teal acrylic.  

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR!

    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR! Wish yer Mommar a Merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Never eat yellow snow! Christmas Decoration

    Never eat the yellow snow!  70mm Decoration made from frosted acrylic, and UV printed.

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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    I cannot be held responsible Canvas Make-up Bag

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with various phrases.  8x6 inches with zip opening.  Make-up bag available in Black (with white print) or ...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR 'N' GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR & GRANDAD! Wish yer gran'parents a verreh merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message....

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    Merry Christmas, me Duck! Wooden Hanging Decoration

    Beautiful oak printed with "Merreh chrissmuss, me duck!" These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk with ribbon.

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    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage T-shirt

    You've seen it with your own eyes. Trolley loads full of bog roll, people fighting in the aisles over the right to wipe their arse - buying enough ...

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    Left Lion Christmas Decoration

    Festive Left Lion is here!  Who remembers meeting at the left Lion?  Approx 70mm wide wooden decoration 

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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Sword enamel pin

    Arriving 30th September. Pre-order yours now! Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem. Sword pin. The oldest inn in England. (Don't tell The Bell and The Sal!) 3...

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Av podged me-sen! Christmas Tops

    Who's had too much turkey? Printed onto AWDis cotton sweatshirts, in either Fire Red or Navy Blue. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in navy ...

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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    Merry Ducking Christmas Decorations

    Hang these ducks on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Made from acrylic and UV printed. Measure approxim...

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    Floss the Noss Keyring

    Floss the Noss, our NHS duck. Named after Florence Nightingale, this Dukki keyring will help raise money for the Covid 19 fund.  Printed acrylic ke...

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    Duck the halls Christmas Jumper / t-shirt

    Duck the halls Christmas Jumper. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweats...

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