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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    Stripey Bobbo Christmas Decoration

    Colin the Stripey Bobbo is here!  A Bobbo is an oss, and an oss is a horse  100mm acrylic, with printed Stripey Bobbo design. 

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Jumper

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Want summat a bit different this year? Select Custom to personalise your Chrissmuss message, for a little extra! Please...

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    Am not gooin aht aht, am stayin in in T-shirt

    Aya gooin aht aht? Nah, am stayin in in! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black with Red and Rose Gold print / Navy with Teal and Mi...

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    Merreh Chrismuss Engraved Rubber Ducks

    Choose from White, Gold or Silver Rubber Ducks, engraved with Merreh Chrismuss, or Gold Rubber Ducks, engraved with Merreh Chrismuss, me duck! In c...

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    I cannot be held responsible Canvas Make-up Bags

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with various phrases.  8x6 inches with zip opening.  Make-up bag available in Navy (with white or gold pri...

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    Floss the Noss Keyrings

    Floss the Noss, our NHS duck. Named after Florence Nightingale, this Dukki keyring will help raise money for the Covid 19 fund.  Printed acrylic ke...

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    Z is for Stripey Bobbo T-shirt

    100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts. Available in white and all sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL 46/48"  2XL 50/52"  3XL...

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Where's me snap, duck? Snap Box

    Snap is the colloquial way of saying Lunch or Food in the local Nottingham dialect.  Pick up one of our handy "Snap" boxes to keep your lunch or sn...

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    Rainbow Face Covering (single layer)

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear slots ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and sha...

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    Father's Day in Lockdahn Poem Mug

    HAPPY FATHER'S DAY in Lockdahn! A poem to send yer Dad - nah available as a mug! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. Dishwasher safe.

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    Apocalypse Nah T-shirt

    Apocalypse Nah - I love the smell of sanitiser int mornin' Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black with Red print, as standard. Choos...

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    Personalised Childs 6oz ceramic cup

    Personalise a little 6oz ceramic cup with your child's name on one side and one of our exclusive Dukki characters on the other.  We have several du...

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    Babe with the power red striped onesie

    You remind me of the babe, what babe? Babe with the power!  Cotton red and white striped onesie, with popper fastening  3-6 months, 6-12 months

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    Never eat yellow snow! Christmas Decoration

    Never eat the yellow snow!  70mm Decoration made from frosted acrylic, and UV printed.

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Baubles

    Beautiful oak printed with  "Festive greetings from Nottingham.". These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk, enca...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Gizza Croggeh! Screen-printed T-shirt

    Gizza Croggeh! Light Grey Marl, Forest Green, Black or Navy T-shirts. Last of the screen-printed editions. End of line - Adult Clothing and Access...

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    Rose-Gold Acrylic Mirror

    Gorgeous and very Limited Edition Rose Gold Mirror, for £35.  Acrylic Mirrors, backed with MDF. Measure approximately 33cm wide. A unique and beaut...

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Christmas you massive twat! Christmas Decorations (Over 18's only!)

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Ay up me duck! Rose Gold Mirror Christmas Baubles

    Mirrored Rose Gold Acrylic on an oak backer, encased in an acrylic bauble. Choose from two designs: Ayup Me Duck! or Mardy Bum! These are 10cm in d...

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