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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage, because I'm not a tw*t keyring

    if you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    YESTERDAY'S NOTTINGHAMSHIRE POSTCARD BOOKS

    Picture postcard books, which take you back down memory lane, to parts of Nottinghamshire way back when. Published by Reflections of a Bygone Age. ...

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    Keyworker Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Aahse keys keyring

    A keyring for yer aahse keys!

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    Floss the Noss Acrylic Pin

    Floss the Noss acrylic pin. Named after Florence Nightingale, this little ducky nurse pin is part of a super limited-edition range of products, and...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer Bogger! Christmas Jumper

    Merreh Chrissmuss yer Bogger! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts. Available in a Red or Green (see examples). Now reduced in the Sale - gerra bargain! Our ...

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    You look nice (Friday Night Dinner) Jim Mirror

    This is for all you Friday night dinner fans. Jim is by far the most awkward and hilarious character, so we've made a mirror to celebrate!  Mirrors...

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    I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage Acrylic Pin

    25mm Acrylic bog roll shaped acrylic pin, You've seen it with your own eyes, the empty shelves, the fighting for your right to wipe your arse!  Be ...

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    Unicorn Rubber Ducks

    These unicorn rubber ducks are only little, but they make great magical gifts and will add a great deal of sparkle to your bathroom! Available in p...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then printed in white, with "Merreh Chrissmuss...

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    Ay up, me duck! Snap Box

    Snap is the colloquial way of saying Lunch or Food in the local Nottingham dialect.  Pick up one of our handy "Snap" boxes to keep your lunch fresh. 

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    Father's Day in Lockdahn Poem Card

    HAPPY FATHER'S DAY in Lockdahn. A poem to send yer Dad! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Floss the Noss - Acrylic Inlaid Handmade Fridge Magnet

    Floss the Noss, our NHS duck. Named after Florence Nightingale, this handmade Dukki will help raise money for the Covid 19 fund.   These limited ed...

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    Mushy Peas Enamel Pin

    BACK IN TIME FOR GOOSE FAIR! 25 x 30mm soft enamel pin with gold clasp. Mushy Peas with mint sauce, is a Nottingham delicacy, commonly eaten at the...

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    Limited Edition Robin of Duxley - Acrylic Inlaid Handmade Fridge Magnet

    New limited edition fridge magnets released each month from March 1st, 2018, starting with 'Robin of Duxley' These 'Dukkies' are collectible, and t...

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    2020 The Year of Social Distancing - Custom Birthday T-shirt

    2020 the year of..... Simply enter the [Birthday age] required in the notes field when placing your order. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt, in Tea...

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    Nottingham Landmarks Frosted Acrylic Baubles

    Beautiful pale blue frosted acrylic disks, printed with a choice of four Nottingham Landmarks. Robin Hood, Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem, Left Lion, an...

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    Floss the Noss coaster

    Floss the Noss coaster Named after Florence Nightingale, this little ducky nurse coaster is part of a limited-edition range of lockdown products, a...

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    Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss

    'av yersen a merreh likkle Chrissmuss card. These cards are A6, and printed onto 300gsm card. Perfect for popping in the post, as they are letter s...

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    2020 The year I spent my Birthday in Lockdown BIRTHDAY CARD (Custom Age)

    A year to remember, in one way or another! Why not treat a loved one to this on their special day, as a memento of this weird time! A6 Greetings C...

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    2020 The Year of Social Distancing - Custom Birthday Coaster

    2020 the year of... Simply enter the age of your choice in the notes field when placing your order Why not treat a loved one to one of these coaste...

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    Lert T-shirt

    Make sure you stay a-lert!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Yellow with green print, as standard. Choose from a variety of other co...

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    Forest Rubber Ducks

    Forest Rubber Ducks. Red, with an engraved logo, meaning it'll never wash off! Ducks are fully weighted, so that they float, and are 8cm from beak ...

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    Nottingham Goose Fair Enamel Pin

    30mm hard enamel pin with gold clasp. These collectable pins form part of a group of Goose Fair pins, so you will be able to collect the whole set ...

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