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All our cards are A6, and blank inside for your own message. 

All made from FSC approved card, with either a coloured or white envelope. 

We can also supply cards without the cellophane sleeve. Just ask for your card to be naked in the notes field. 

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    Ay up, Mam! Card

    Ayup, Mam! Greetings card A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    I f*cking love you! Card

     I FUCKING LOVE YOU! The perfect sweary card for Valentine's Day! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

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    C*nt Flaps - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the friend, lover, relative in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 3...

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    Wank Puffin - Birthday Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker or bird lover in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300g...

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Life begins at 40 BIRTHDAY CARD

    Life doesn't begin at 40, it's all dahn hill, duck!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Mamma, you are the best Card

    Mamma, you are the best! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Nanar, you are the best! Card

    Nanar, you are the best! (New design) A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Appeh Bothde, Mamma Card

    Happy Birthday, Mamma! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Appeh Bothde, Mam Card

    Happy Birthday, Mam! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Cloughmas young man

    Christmas card, featuring Brian Clough. These cards are A6, and printed onto 300gsm card. Perfect for popping in the post, as they are letter sized. 

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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card

    We love a play on words! Hidden message Greetings Card!  A6 printed onto 300gsm card.

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    New Aahse Greetings Card

    The perfect card for a Nottingham Bogger, that's moved aahse! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you F*cking Legend! Card

    HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Mimmam Poem Greetings Card

    Wish yer mam an 'appeh mother's day with this 'artfelt and silleh poem. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Appeh Mother's Day (frum your little bogger) Greetings Card

    Appeh mother's day frum your little bogger! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Appeh Mother's Day, Mam! Greetings Card

    'Appeh Mother's Day, Mam! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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  • you'll do duck! card, large text, graphic, colourful, love, local dialect,valentine, anniversary, wedding, love is love, romantic, joke
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    You'll do, duck! Valentine's Day Card

    YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    I bleddeh love you, yer bogger! Valentine's Day Card

      I BLEDDEH LOVE YOU, YER BOGGER! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • yer my mardy arse, card, banter, local dialect, nottingham, valentine, joke, rude, sweary,
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    You'll allus be my mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    Bowchickawowow! Greetings Card

    BOWCHICKAWOWOW! Let someone know you like them with this Valentine's Day with this funny greetings card. all cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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