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All our cards are A6, and blank inside for your own message. All made from FSC approved card, with either a coloured or white envelope. We can also supply cards without the cellophane sleeve. Just ask for your card to be naked in the notes field. 

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Robin Hood Grafitti Card

    Designed by our very own Ian Jones, this wonderfully detailed portrait celebrates our famous Robin Hood statue and local landmark.  A6 Greetings C...

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    A New Little Bogger Greetings Card

    The perfect card for a new Nottingham baby! A6 cards printed on FSC approved card, left blank inside for your own message.  If you want your card w...

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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  • you're a rate gorgeous bogger! card, colourful, love, local dialect, love is love, wedding, anniversary, love note, valentine
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    You're a rate gorgeous bogger! Greetings card

    For that special bogger, who's 'rate gorgeous!' all cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Bum in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Appeh Bothde, Mam Card

    Happy Birthday, Mam! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Card

    Designed by our very own Ian Jones, from Ian Jones Art and Illustration; this wonderfully detailed portrait is the perfect card to celebrate a muc...

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    Notts to English card

    Here are some of the most popular phrases in Nottingham dialect. Wow your friends with your knowledge of this fascinating dialect.  Don't be offend...

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    Bobby Dazzler Greetings Card

    Bobby Dazzler. Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region...

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    Appeh Bothde, me Bruva Card

    Appeh bothde me Bruva! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    It's a Cob! Greetings card

    What do you call a Cob? It's a cob, innit? Each card is printed onto 300 gsm paper and is A6 in size. Each comes with an envelope. Blank inside for...

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    Yowl Geroverit Duck! Get Well Soon Card

    GET WELL SOON CARD A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper

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    Duck the Halls! Christmas Card

    Duck the Halls...n' stay at 'om! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    I'd give you my last Knobby Green Greetings Card

    Do you love anyone enough to give them your last Knobby green? A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Stop Wokkin' Yer Bogger! Card

    Some bogger retiring? why not send 'em a Nottingham Dialect card? All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and has a white or coloured en...

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    Yo Clever Bogger! card

    Has someone just passed an exam or gained a degree? Send the clever bogger a card! All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and has a whi...

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    Appeh Bothde, Mamma Card

    Happy Birthday, Mamma! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Dead Chuffed Greetings Card

    Dead Chuffed! Designed by Me and Thee UK, Ran by Maria, an artist based near Chesterfield. Maria creates clean typographical designs of the region'...

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    Nottingham Landmarks Postcard

    Postcards featuring the Nottingham Landmarks collage. Artwork by our resident artist, Ian Jones.

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