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Christmas!

Summat special for that special time of year!

Sweary Christmas items available in the Oh Duck it! range - Over 18's only

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    Special Delivery Personalised Santa Sack

    Need more room for all your pressies? Our Santa sacks are 100% red cotton drill, heavy duty fabric and measure approx. 70 x 48 cm. Each sack has a ...

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    Ayup, me Duck! 12 days of Christmas Rubber Duck Reusable Advent Calendar

    An Advent Calendar, designed to be used year after year! 24 individual numbered pockets, each with a different treat inside. Available with red or ...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR!

    MERREH CRISMUSS MOMMAR! Wish yer Mommar a Merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    It wunt be Chrissmuss wi-aht Knobby Greens! Christmas Jumper and T-shirt

    It wunt be Chrissmuss wi-aht Knobby Greens! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts and T-shirts. Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the bo...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss Coaster

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Get in the festive mood, t'wirleh, with this bobby dazzler!  These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which ...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Coaster

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Get in the festive mood, t'wirleh, with this bobby dazzler!  These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which ...

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    Twelve days of Nottingham Chrissmuss Tea Towel

    100% Cotton printed tea towels, with the "Nottingham's twelve days of  Chrissmuss" Each tea-towel measures 45cm x 68cm.  The perfect festive tea to...

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    Shalom Friday night dinner Jim Christmas T-shirt

    Shalom, Jackie. Friday night dinner's much loved character, Jim, is ready for Christmas! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Forest Gre...

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    Festive Greetings from (place-name) Ceramic Christmas Bauble

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with "Festive greetings from..." and then your chosen place-name. These are 7cm in diameter, and perfect for any ...

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    Stripey Bobbo Christmas Decoration

    Colin the Stripey Bobbo is here!  A Bobbo is an oss, and an oss is a horse  100mm wooden decoration with printed Stripey Bobbo design. 

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Baby grows

    100% cotton Red or Green short-sleeve Baby Grow, with press stud fastening. Size: 0-3 months. If you would like alternative fabric and print colour...

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    Santa's Likkle Bogger Baby grow

    100% Cotton Red short-sleeve Baby Grow, with press stud fastening. Size: 0-3 months.  If you would like alternative fabric and print colours, then ...

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    Even Santa thinks you're a...Mug

    The perfect cheeky banter mug for your work mates, this Christmas! 10oz ceramic White dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

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    Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss New Christmas Card

     Av yersen a Merreh likkle Chrissmuss!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Christmas Card

    Send out Festive Greetings from Nottingham, to the rest of the world! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Card

    Merreh Chrissmuss, ter one un'all! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Baby it's coad ahtside Christmas Card

    Baby it's coad ahtside!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Duck the Halls! Christmas Card

    Duck the Halls...n' stay at 'om! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Santa Claus is comin' ter Tahn Christmas Card

    Santa Claus is comin' ter tahn... as long as he doesn't have ter self isolate! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Drivin' om fer Chrissmuss Christmas Card

    More like Stayin' 'om fer Chrissmuss! Bleddeh 2020... Yer can't beat a bit of Chris Rea, anyroad. A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your ow...

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    Lerrit snow! Christmas Card

    N' since wi no place ter go...Lerrit snow, lerrit snow, lerrit snow!  A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    Merry Ducking Christmas Decorations

    Hang these ducks on your Christmas tree or around the house, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Made from acrylic and UV printed. Measure approxim...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Christmas Jumper

    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided  Our Sweatshirts ...

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    Cloughmas Coaster

    90x90mm hardboard coasters, with a printed gloss wipe-clean surface. Featuring the legendary, Brian Clough.

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