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You Plonker! T-shirts


The perfect T-shirt for a Fools n' Osses fan!

T-shirt colours: Black, White or Petrol Blue. See examples.

Select Custom if you'd prefer an alternative fabric or print colour (detailing your request in the order notes). Please note, this option may add 5 days to the processing time of your item, as these t-shirts are made to order. 

Print colours available White, silver, gold, rose gold, navy, blue, teal, green, yellow, orange, red, coral, pale pink, neon pink, mint green, or apple green.

100% cotton in Unisex sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL

S 36/38"

M 38/40"

L 42/44"

XL 46/48"

XXL 50/52"

Black and white available in larger sizes, on request.

3XL  54/56"

4XL 58/60"

5XL 62/64"

Ladies-fit T-shirts also available. Please email us at, and we will respond within 24hrs. Thank you.