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WARRA LOADA BARGAINS! Grab things before they sell aht. 

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    All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Bleddeh 'ell you're old, yer Bogger! BIRTHDAY CARD (Custom Age)

    A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. These cards have an age specific badge on the front. All you have to do is let us know which ...

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    Nottingham Landmarks Blue Frosted Acrylic decorations

    Beautiful pale blue frosted acrylic disks, printed with a choice of four Nottingham Landmarks. Robin Hood, Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem, Left Lion, an...

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    Swear word Frosted Acrylic Christmas Decorations

    Over 18s only! Hang these decorations on your tree, but don't let your nan see them!  Various rude designs available, or treat yourself to a whole ...

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    Nottingham Dialect Frosted Acrylic Christmas Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Various designs available, or treat yersen to a whole set!  50mm diameter, Mad...

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    All Mardy Bums are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Bum in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    All Mardy Arses are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    What month is your mardy arse born? Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Mardy Arse in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your ow...

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    Appeh Bothde, Mamma Card

    Happy Birthday, Mamma! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Ho Ho Ho me duck! Christmas Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Various designs available. Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed with...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, Mardy Arse! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Perfect for any Mardy Bogger!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed ...

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Wooden Decorations

    Beautiful oak printed with "Festive greetings from Nottingham." These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk, encase...

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    Merry Cloughmas young man - Greetings Card

    Christmas card, featuring Brian Clough. These cards are A6, and printed onto 300gsm card. Perfect for popping in the post, as they are letter sized. 

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    Merry Christmas tick list granny, mamma, nanar, Card

    A6 Christmas card, left blank inside for your own message.  Now you can settle all arguments about what you call your Nan/Granny/Mamma

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, yer bogger! Card

    A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message.  Bogger Is an affectionate term, used for someone and by someone from Nottingham 

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Twelve Days of Nottingham Christmas card

    ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS... Wish someone special with this hilarious 12 days of Christmas greetings card... with a Nottingham twist! Folded A5...

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    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Christmas Card

    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR 'N' GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS NANAR & GRANDAD! Wish yer gran'parents a verreh merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message....

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merreh Chrissmuss me duck! Christmas Snowflake Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn!  Made from frosted acrylic, and then printed in white, with "Merreh Chrissmuss...

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