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Rude Cards (Over 18's only)

Know a rude bogger? or want to be rude yourself? Then these are the cards for you...

All our cards are A6, printed on FSC approved card and has a white or coloured envelope provided. Blank inside, for your own personal message.

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    Bah F*cking Humbug!

    Wish someone special a bah fucking humbug with this sweary A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own affectionately abusive message. Printed on ...

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    Birthday W*nker

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Merry Christmas you massive tw*t! Christmas Card

    Sweary Christmas card for the Massive Twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    All tw*ts are born in - BIRTHDAY CARD

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the twat in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Gizza suck on your Cock on a stick! Greetings Card

    If you've ever been to Goose Fair, then you'll have heard of the Cock on a stick! It's not as rude as it sounds. It's a tasty lollipop in the shape...

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    Dad thanks for knocking Mum up card

    If your dad's got a good sense of humour, then this card will do the trick!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gs...

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    Insignific*nt (meaning) - Birthday Card

    Insignificunt: Someone who is both uninportant and c*nt Sweary Birthday cards  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300...

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