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Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day

Alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone.

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  • £20.00

    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt

    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt hand printed with a four colour design of a pair of tits either on the back of the tshirt or on the inside for those of ...

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    Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Wow your mates with this DUCK disguise!  See the whole range here! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Yellow or Black. All sizes are u...

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    Ask me about my NINJA disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my Ninja disguise! Wow your mates with this unique T-shirt! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size ...

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    Ask me about my SLOTH disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my sloth disguise. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL 46/...

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    Zero Ducks Given - Cotton Tote Bag

    There are precisely Zero Ducks Given, when using this bag. 100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in...

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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    £10.00
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    Gym and Tonic Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Face / Arse Towels (2 in pack)

    A pair of 100% Cotton Towels, with a Silver printed message on one side.  Fabric 100% Cotton Weight 550gsm Size One size (40 x 60cm) Washing Ins...

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  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00
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    I came, I saw - Mug

    10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £9.00
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    Hashtag F*cked - Mug

    Know someone who is permanently exhausted? Maybe it's you! Here's a cheeky gift for your friend, family member or even yourself. 10oz ceramic dishw...

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    Mardy Bum / Mardy Arse Mugs

    Mugs perfect for bothde presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!  10oz printed ceramic mugs, with your favourite...

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    Lots of F*cks Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Get the Kettle on D*ckhead! Mug

    Get ready to brew a hot cup of tea or coffee with the Get the Kettle on D*ckhead! Mug. Simply follow the instructions and put the kettle on for a q...

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    Oranges are Orange - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Blow me, I am hot - Mug

    Blow me! Mug is a cheeky gift for your friend Sip your favorite beverage in a sassy way with our Blow Me mug. The playful phrase and innuendo bring...

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    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation Mug

    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. We love Hopper! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Oh, What's Occurin? Coaster

    Oh. What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. T...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Roses are Red Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Oranges are Orange - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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  • #fucked, tired, rude, sweary, joke, banter, coaster, gifts
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    Hashtag F*cked - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Keep Calm and Drink Shiraz Coaster

    Keep Calm and Drink Shiraz Coaster These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base...

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    Personalised Drinks Coaster

    Whose wine is it? Add any name to this personalised wine coaster, and then you'll never have to share again! Choose from Wine, Beer, Tea or Coffee ...

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