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Oh Duck it! Valentine's Day

Alternative, sweary or rude cards and gift ideas, for that special someone.

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  • £20.00

    Social Distancing since (year) T-shirt

    If, like me, you're used to this social distancing malarkey, then this is the T-shirt for you.  Social distancing since (year). Simply add which ye...

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    Nauti Buoy T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for the Captain in your life! Available in Navy or White.  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy or White, as ...

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    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt

    Wanna see my Tits? T-shirt hand printed with a four colour design of a pair of tits either on the back of the tshirt or on the inside for those of ...

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    Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Wow your mates with this DUCK disguise!  See the whole range here! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Yellow or Black. All sizes are u...

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    Ask me about my NINJA disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my Ninja disguise! Wow your mates with this unique T-shirt! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size ...

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    Ask me about my SLOTH disguise T-shirt

    Ask me about my sloth disguise. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.  Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL 46/...

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    Zero Ducks Given - Cotton Tote Bag

    There are precisely Zero Ducks Given, when using this bag. 100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in...

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    Girls just wanna have fun-damental rights Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Gym and Tonic Cotton Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Face / Arse Towels (2 in pack)

    A pair of 100% Cotton grey Towels, with a Silver printed message on one side. Wash at 60 degrees.  Each towel comes with a metal hanging clip, whic...

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  • i dont like morning people- or mornings-or people, grumpy mug, typography,nottingham, local, dialect, morning, too peopley
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    I don't like morning people Mug

    I don't like morning people...or mornings. Or people. 10oz White Dishwasher safe grade A ceramic mug

    £10.00
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    I came, I saw - Mug

    10oz White ceramic dishwasher safe mugs, delivered in a smash-proof box.

    £9.00
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    Hashtag F*cked - Mug

    Know someone who is permanently exhausted? Maybe it's you! Here's a cheeky gift for your friend, family member or even yourself. 10oz ceramic dishw...

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    Mardy Bum / Mardy Arse Mugs

    Mugs perfect for bothde presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!  10oz printed ceramic mugs, with your favourite...

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    Lots of F*cks Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Get the Kettle on D*ckhead! Mug

    Get ready to brew a hot cup of tea or coffee with the Get the Kettle on D*ckhead! Mug. Simply follow the instructions and put the kettle on for a q...

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    Oranges are Orange - Mug

    A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or lover  Dishwasher safe.

    £10.00
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    Blow me, I am hot - Mug

    Blow me! Mug is a cheeky gift for your friend Sip your favorite beverage in a sassy way with our Blow Me mug. The playful phrase and innuendo bring...

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    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation Mug

    Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. We love Hopper! 10oz printed ceramic mugs. Dishwasher safe.

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    Oh, What's Occurin? Coaster

    Oh. What's Occurin? Is it possible to watch too much Gavin and Stacey? I don't think it is... especially with Nessa's amazing catchphrases! Tidy. T...

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    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Roses are Red Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Oranges are Orange - Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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  • #fucked, tired, rude, sweary, joke, banter, coaster, gifts
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    Hashtag F*cked - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    £5.00