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Oh Duck it! Sweary Gifts (Over 18's)

Parental Guidance - Explicit Content. Over 18's only. 

Our collection of rude, sweary and provocative gifts - not for the faint-hearted! Find mugs, cards, magnets that will mek yer laugh!

  • £4.50

    Today will be amazing coaster

    Today will be absolutely amazing if you stop bein' such a mardy bum! Motivational quotes to mek yer laff! These coasters have a high gloss wipe-cle...

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    What the duck are you lookin at? T-shirt

    Oh Duck it! When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44"  XL...

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    £18.00
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    What the Duck? Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly. Wooden base with high gloss surface.Dimensions:9cm x 9cm

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    What the Duck? Mug

    Sweary Mugs perfect for that birthday presents, Hen and Stag Do's or just because your co-worker is a Mardy Bum!   10oz printed ceramic mugs, with...

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    £10.00
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    What the duck? Print

    What the duck? For those times when you just need to swear but can't! Available in various sizes: 7x5, 12x8 and 12x16 inch format. Print only or mo...

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    What the duck? T-shirt

    What the duck? When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L 42/44" ...

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    £18.00
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    What's for dinner? Coaster

    Shit wi' sugar on! These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss...

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    What's for dinner? Sh*t wi sugar on! Apron

    100% cotton knee-length Apron in a variety of colours with Black or White complementary print, as standard. Washable at 30 degrees.  If you'd like...

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    What's for dinner? Shit wi sugar on! Plaque

    What did your mam say, when you asked what was for dinner? Printed Aluminium Plaque 150mm x 315mm.  Plaques are mounted onto black acrylic, for ext...

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    £15.00
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    Where's me snap, duck? Coaster

    Where's me snap, duck? These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly. Wooden base with high gloss surfac...

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    £4.50
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    Who the duck are you? T-shirt

    Who the duck are you? When you want to swear, but can't!  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt,  All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L ...

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    Witch, please Halloween T-shirt

    Get ready for the spooky season with the perfect non-costume for people who love Halloween! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black w...

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    £18.00
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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Christmas Jumper

    Here's the iconic Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem on a Christmas jumper, a wearable ode to Nottingham's rich history. The attention to detail brings the ...

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  • yer my mardy arse, card, banter, local dialect, nottingham, valentine, joke, rude, sweary,
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    Yer might be a mardy arse Card

     Let your mardy arse know how you feel about them with this little greetings card, this Valentine's Day. All cards are A6, and printed onto heavywe...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    Your Birthday is going to be huge! Card

    We love a play on words! Hidden message Greetings Card!  A6 printed onto 300gsm card.

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    Zero Ducks Given Sweatshirt

    Zero ducks given. Subtle, but with a very strong message! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the ...

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    £23.00