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Lockdown 2020 / 2021

With all the profits from our "lockdown" range, we've so far bought 1500 sheets of acetate, which will be sent to the QMC Hospital to be made into visors for the NHS staff! We saw a call out frum 200 Degrees Coffee, stating that the QMC (Nottingham Queen's Medical Centre are short on PPE, so from now on, anything you buy from our lockdown range will go towards buying more sheets and anything else they might need.

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    Ask me about my BEAR disguise T-shirt

    Ask my about my Bear disguise T-shirt! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Black, as standard.   All sizes are unisex. Size GuideS 34/3...

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    Personalised Dog Breed Velvet Cushion

    Large Luxury Velvet Cushions, vinyl-printed design and personalised with a dog breed of your choice. Approx. 18x18 inches, with zip fastening. Thes...

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    It'll be reyt! Magnet

    Don't worry, duck. It'll be reyt!

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    Personalised Christmas Velvet Cushion

    Large Luxury Velvet Cushions, vinyl-printed with your personalised design. Approx. 18x18 inches, with zip fastening. These Cushions come in Teal. T...

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    Come on you Pies! Notts County Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Tret Yer-sen! Pampering Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put together selection of...

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    Ayup, me Duck! Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toget...

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    Ask me about my DUCK disguise T-shirt

    Wow your mates with this DUCK disguise!  See the whole range here! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in Yellow or Black. All sizes are u...

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    Home Again 2 Lost in my Fridge T-shirt

    It had to be done...Home again 2. Lost in my fridge. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in White or Slate Blue. Choose from a variety of ...

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    Tiers for Fears T-shirt

    What tier are you in?  100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts, Available in Navy with red print. All sizes are unisex.  Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Keyring

    If you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a k...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Acrylic Pin

    25mm Acrylic toilet roll shaped pin. You've seen it with your own eyes, the empty shelves, the fighting for your right to wipe your arse!  Be thank...

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    Sweary Face Mask (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    Wokkin Frum 'Om T-shirt

    Still wokkin frum 'om? 100% Heavy weight cotton T-shirts. Available in Navy blue, with white print. All sizes are unisex.   Size GuideS 34/36"  M ...

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    Custom Glow in the Dark Face Mask (3-ply)

    A range of Halloween designs, perfect for this spooky time of year! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to we...

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    Scary but cute - Tote Bag

    Scary but cute. Get one of these for all your trick or treat stash, this Halloween! 100% Cotton coral tote bags with black print.

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    Stay weird Tote Bag

    Stay safe, stay weird this Halloween! 100% Cotton Tote Bags, with white print, as standard. Various other colours available.   

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    Custom Face Mask (3 ply)

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and s...

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    Sit Tight, Duck! Cushion

    Sit Tight, Duck! Cushion Why not jazz up your home with our new Heavyweight twill cotton Cushions, vinyl printed with high contrast retro-style des...

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    Floss the Noss Keyring

    Floss the Noss, our NHS duck. Named after Florence Nightingale, this Dukki keyring will help raise money for the Covid 19 fund.  Printed acrylic ke...

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    Custom Rainbow Face Covering (single layer)

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear slots ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and sha...

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    Queen of Social Distancing Mug

    10oz printed ceramic mugs. Queen of Social Distancing on one side, a warning on the reverse! Dishwasher safe, and available with a personalised des...

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    King of Social Distancing Mug

    10oz printed ceramic mugs. The perfect gift for Father's Day. King of Social Distancing on one side, a warning on the reverse! Dishwasher safe, and...

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    Going out is for dicks T-shirt

    Going out is for dicks! If, like me, you prefer lockdown from the outside world, then this is the T-shirt for you! Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirt...

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