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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Wooden Decorations

    Beautiful oak printed with "Festive greetings from Nottingham." These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk, encase...

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Derbyshire Postcard Books

    Picture postcard books, which take you back down memory lane, to parts of Derbyshire way back when. Published by Reflections of a Bygone Age. They ...

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    Rose-Gold Acrylic Mirror

    Gorgeous and very Limited Edition Rose Gold Mirror, for £35.  Acrylic Mirrors, backed with MDF. Measure approximately 33cm wide. A unique and beaut...

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    Av podged me-sen! Dialect Fridge Magnet

    These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm and come with a wide variety of designs. Pick your favourite Nottinghamshire phrase and ha...

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    Funny Animal Mini Badges

    25mm Badges Available with numerous funny but rude phrases. Pick yer favourite - only a quid!

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    Apocalypse Nah T-shirt

    Apocalypse Nah  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts.  Available in Black with Red print, as standard. Choose from a variety of other colours here. A...

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    Sweary Christmas Jumpers

    Whether you're a Christmas Wanker, Christmas Knobhead, Christmas Bellend, or a Christmas twat - we've got the perfect jumper for you! Quality Cotto...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Xylophone man Christmas Decoration

    Festive Xylophone man is here!  This Nottingham legend has been immortalised as a Christmas decoration. Who remembers him sitting outside C&A? ...

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    Satanic Simon - Acrylic Inlaid Handmade Fridge Magnet

    These limited edition fridge magnets will be released each month. 'Dukkies' are collectible, and there will only be a limited number made, so grab ...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss me duck! Ceramic Christmas Bauble

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with "Merreh chrissmuss, me duck!" These are 7cm in diameter, and perfect for any Christmas arrangement.   

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    Merry Christmas you massive twat! Christmas Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Card

    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a cards dur...

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    Ayup me duck! Keyring

    Ayup! Don't lose yer keys!

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    Ho ho ho, me duck! Christmas Tops

    Ho ho ho, me duck!  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshirts are A...

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    Keyworker Keyring

    To celebrate all you wonderful Keyworkers! Printed acrylic keyring. Approx. 60mm x 30mm

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    Christmas w*nker Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks printed with a sweary Christmas message.  

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    Nottingham Goose Fair Wooden Pin

    Goosey! 25mm wood pin with metal clasp. These collectable pins form part of a group of Goose Fair pins, so you will be able to collect the whole se...

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    Ptah Duck the Pharoah Wooden Pin

    30mm printed Alder wood pin with metal clasp.  These collectable pins form part of a group of Dukki character pins, so you will be able to collect ...

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    Help! I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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    There's a special place in Hell...

    There's a special place in hell for people who start answering every question with "so..." Funny card from our guest maker, Curious Pancake. A6 Gre...

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    Chapel 'at pegs Christmas Jumper / t-shirt

    "am so coad, av got chapel 'at pegs!" Christmas Jumper. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  pale blue jumpers with a Dukki Christmas cartoon design.  Ou...

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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Wooden Pin

    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem. The oldest inn in England. (Don't tell The Bell and The Sal!) 30mm printed wooden pin with metal clasp.   

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