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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    Floss the Noss Keyring

    Floss the Noss, our NHS duck. Named after Florence Nightingale, this Dukki keyring will help raise money for the Covid 19 fund.  Printed acrylic ke...

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    Duck the halls Christmas Jumper / t-shirt

    Duck the halls Christmas Jumper. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweats...

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    Festive Greetings from Nottingham Wooden Decorations

    Beautiful oak printed with "Festive greetings from Nottingham." These are perfect for any Christmas arrangement.  10cm diameter wooden disk, encase...

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    MERREH CRISSMUSS GRANDAD!

    MERREH CRISMUSS GRANDAD! Wish yer grandad a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Av podged me-sen! Dialect Fridge Magnet

    These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm and come with a wide variety of designs. Pick your favourite Nottinghamshire phrase and ha...

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    Funny Animal Mini Badges

    25mm Badges Available with numerous funny but rude phrases. Pick yer favourite - only a quid!

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    Apocalypse Nah T-shirt

    Apocalypse Nah  Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts.  Available in Black with Red print, as standard. Choose from a variety of other colours here. A...

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    Sweary Christmas Jumpers

    Whether you're a Christmas Wanker, Christmas Knobhead, Christmas Bellend, or a Christmas twat - we've got the perfect jumper for you! Quality Cotto...

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    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM

    MERREH CRISMUSS MAM! Wish yer mam a merreh Crismuss with this A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Satanic Simon - Acrylic Inlaid Handmade Fridge Magnet

    These limited edition fridge magnets will be released each month. 'Dukkies' are collectible, and there will only be a limited number made, so grab ...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss me duck! Ceramic Christmas Bauble

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with "Merreh chrissmuss, me duck!" These are 7cm in diameter, and perfect for any Christmas arrangement.   

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    Merry Christmas you massive twat! Christmas Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Ho ho ho, me duck! Christmas Tops

    Ho ho ho, me duck!  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshirts are A...

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    Nottingham Goose Fair Wooden Pin

    Goosey! 25mm wood pin with metal clasp. These collectable pins form part of a group of Goose Fair pins, so you will be able to collect the whole se...

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    Ayup me duck! Keyring

    Ayup! Don't lose yer keys!

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    Keyworker Keyring

    To celebrate all you wonderful Keyworkers! Printed acrylic keyring. Approx. 60mm x 30mm

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    Christmas w*nker Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks printed with a sweary Christmas message.  

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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Wooden Pin

    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem. The oldest inn in England. (Don't tell The Bell and The Sal!) 30mm printed wooden pin with metal clasp.   

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    Ptah Duck the Pharoah Wooden Pin

    30mm printed Alder wood pin with metal clasp.  These collectable pins form part of a group of Dukki character pins, so you will be able to collect ...

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    Chapel 'at pegs Christmas Jumper / t-shirt

    "am so coad, av got chapel 'at pegs!" Christmas Jumper. Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  pale blue jumpers with a Dukki Christmas cartoon design.  Ou...

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