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    You might be a tw*t - Greetings card

    The most perfectly offensive Valentine's day card for your special little twat. A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 30...

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    You Pies Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toge...

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    £30.00
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    You Plonker! T-shirt

    The perfect T-shirt for a Fools n' Osses fan! T-shirt colours: Black, White or Petrol Blue. See examples. For alternative colour combinations, ord...

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    You Reds Gift Set

    Introducing our brand new Letterbox Gift Sets! Zero faff, loadsa variety! Send aht yer gifts this Chrissmuss Dukki-direct, wiya carefully put toge...

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    You remind me of the Babe Beanie

    One size fits all -  red and white striped Beanie hat.  With "Babe with the power" on the front 

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    You'll do, duck! Valentine's Day Card

    YOU'LL DO, DUCK! All cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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  • you're a rate gorgeous bogger! card, colourful, love, local dialect, love is love, wedding, anniversary, love note, valentine
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    You're a rate gorgeous bogger! Greetings card

    For that special bogger, who's 'rate gorgeous!' all cards are A6, and printed onto heavyweight card. 

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    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh! Card

    You're Bleddeh Fabulous Duckeh!  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    You're bleddeh fabulous Duckeh! Coaster

    You're bleddeh fabulous Duckeh! Coaster. featuring Fabulous Steve the Unicorn Duck. Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface.Dime...

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    You're bleddeh fabulous, Duckeh! Canvas Make up bag

    100% Cotton canvas make up bags, printed with 'ayup, me duck!' one of the most popular phrases in the East Midlands, meaning 'hello, my dear!' Bags...

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    £8.00
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    You're bleddeh fabulous, duckeh! Wall Mirror

    Fabulous Steve is back! Brand new unicorn wall mirrors, featuring one of our favourite Dukki characters. Mirrors are unframed, and measure 30x30cm ...

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    You're frum (place-name) Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly. Made from: Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    You're old - It's all dahn hill frum now on, duck! (Custom Age)

    A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. These cards have an age specific badge on the front. All you have to do is let us know which ...

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    You're the Marian to my Robin Greetings Card

    You're the Marian to my Robin 🥰 A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    You're the mint sauce to my musheh peez Greetings Card

    You're the mint sauce to my musheh peez! A6 greetings cards, left blank inside for your own message. 

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    You're the Robin to my Little John Greetings Card

    You're the Robin to my Little John 🥰 A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    You're the Robin to my Marian Greetings Card

    You're the Robin to my Marian 🥰 A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    You're the Robin to my Marian mug

    You're the Robin to my Marian, or you're the Marian to my Robin. 10oz white ceramic mug with lilac rim and handle Dishwasher safe. 

    £10.00
  • you're well nice! card, two ducks in love, big red heart, love is love, wedding, anniversary, valentines, local, nottingham, gifts, dukki
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    You're well nice! Valentine's Card

    This is part of a range of colloquial Valentine's Day cards. Each card is printed onto 300 gsm  paper and is A6 in size. If you're from the Notting...

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    Your year in words Children's sweatshirt

    Your year in words. For likkle Boggers! Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Qual...

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    Your year in words Hoodie

    Quality Cotton Hoodies.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Sizes Small to 3XL.

    £27.00
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    Yowl Geroverit Duck! Get Well Soon Card

    GET WELL SOON CARD A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper

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    Yowl soon be reet, Mi duck! Get Well Soon Card

    GET WELL SOON CARD A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper

    £2.75
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    Z is for Stripey Bobbo Coaster

    Osses or Bobbos? Both are horses in Nottingham, but zebras are Stripey bobbos! These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off ...

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