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    H is for 'ossmuck Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    H is for 'ossmuck Dialect Fridge Magnet

    H is for 'ossmuck! These are acrylic fridge magnets that measure 57mmx 57mm and come with a wide variety of designs. Pick your favourite Nottingham...

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    H is for 'ossmuck Mug

    H is for 'ossmuck! See the whole Nottingham Alphabet here. 10oz printed ceramic mugs, with your favourite East Midlands phrases on. Dishwasher safe.

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    Halloween Bogger Box

    The Halloween Bogger box is back! Our Bogger Box includes a Halloween dukkies t-shirt, a pair of Halloween duck earrings or pin badge of your choic...

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    Halloween duckie characters T-shirt

    New for 2025! Get ready for Halloween with Mad Mystic Mabel, Mummeh duck, frankenduck, Quackula, Little Boo and Satanic Simon, our much-loved Dukk...

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    Halloween Rubber Ducks (various characters)

    A variety of spooky and peculiar mini Rubber Duck characters. Tek yer pick! Not suitable or safe for children under 3 years old.

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute B*llend Card

    Sweary Birthday card for the B*ll end in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you Absolute W*nker! Card

    Gorgeous but Sweary Birthday card for the Wanker in your life.  A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Happy Birthday you W*nk Puffin! Card

    HAVE A GOOD ONE, ME DUCK! A6 Greetings Card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Harbeh Place name Coaster

    Harbeh, Nottinghamshire 90x90mm hardboard coasters, with a printed gloss wipe-clean surface.You can choose any placename you like on these coasters...

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    Hashtag Boggered Tote Bag

    100% Cotton Light-weight Tote Bags. Design printed onto one side. Tote Bags available in various different colours, with white or black print as st...

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    Hashtag F*cked - coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss wipe clean surface...

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    Hashtag F*cked - Mug

    Know someone who is permanently exhausted? Maybe it's you! Here's a cheeky gift for your friend, family member or even yourself. 10oz ceramic dishw...

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    Haud yer wheesht! T-shirt

    Enjoy our collection of Line of Duty merchandise. Vicky McClure is a local legend which is why we wanted to give a percentage of the profits from t...

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    Help! I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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    Helter skelter Coaster

    These coasters have a high gloss wipe-clean finish, which shows off the design perfectly.  Made from:Wooden base with high gloss surface.dimensions...

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    Helter Skelter Magnet

    Nottingham's famous Goosefair comes every year, and it wouldn't be Goosefair, without the Helter-skelter! Why not celebrate with a set of magnets f...

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    Here is to yet Another day of outward smiles and inward screams - Mug

    Hate people? Deal with the public on a daily basis? Then this mug is for you! A cheeky gift for your friend, family member or loved one. 10oz ceram...

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    Hiding in the Shed since (year) T-shirt

    Hiding in the Shed since (year) Perhaps add your date of birth or alternatively, the year you became a parent and started yearning for five minutes...

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    Ho Ho Ho me duck! Christmas Decorations

    Hang these boggers on your tree, and you'll be the talk of the tahn! Various designs available. Made from frosted acrylic, and then UV printed with...

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    Ho ho ho, me duck! Christmas Tops

    Ho ho ho, me duck!  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshirts are A...

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    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! Christmas Card

    HO, HO, BLEDDEH HO! A6 Christmas card, blank inside for your own message. Printed on 300gsm paper.

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    Home Ales Bottle Opener Bar blade

    Home Ales, a legendary Nottingham brewery.   This sleek and durable bottle opener features the Robin Hood home ales logo.  Combining functionality...

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    Home Ales Brewery Beanie Hat

    One size fits all -  Green 'There's no place like Home Ales' beanie.   

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