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No one measures up to you, me duck tape measure


Add a touch of charm to your toolbox with our sleek black tape measure, featuring the endearing phrase "No one measures up to you, me duck." Perfect for DIY enthusiasts, professional contractors, or as a unique gift, this tape measure combines practicality with a personal touch.


  • Durable & Reliable: High-quality materials and smooth retraction.
  • Clear Measurements: Easy-to-read markings for precise measurements.
  • Compact & Handy: Fits comfortably in your hand and tool belt.
  • Unique Message: Adds a personal touch to your everyday tasks.


  • Color: Black
  • Length: 16 ft (4.9 m)
  • Material: Steel tape, plastic casing