I survived the great 2020 bog roll shortage, because i'm not an idiot keyring
if you're proud to make your four rolls of toilet paper last a whole month, because that's how long they're designed to last, then get yourself a keyring to boast about it!
Twat keyrings also available here https://www.dukkigifts.co.uk/products/i-survived-the-great-2020-bog-roll-shortage-because-im-not-a-twat-keyring
65mm acrylic keyring, with printed design, in the shape of a toilet roll.
