For those of you who share our hatred of the Mad Orange Bumtruffle. Now you can disguise yourself as a proper dick!

A great talking point for your next zoom party!  

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100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts, in black 

All sizes are unisex. These t-shirts are printed to order, so we only have select sizes in store. The service time for this item is 10 working days.

Chest measurements
S 34/36" 

M 38/40" 

L 42/44" 

XL 46/48" 

2XL 50/52" 

3XL 54/56" 

4XL 58/60"

5XL 62/64"