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Gerrit while yer can!

The last few discontinued, limited run items or stuff that won't be restocked this side of Chrissmuss, anyroad! Gathered 'ere just fer you, duck.

Seen a bobby dazzler? Gerrit while yer can!

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    Sweary Face Mask (3 ply)

    Be a walking emoji! Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all diffe...

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    Funny Animal Mini Badges

    25mm Badges Available with numerous funny but rude phrases. Pick yer favourite - only a quid!

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    Original price £10.00
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    Satanic Simon - Acrylic Inlaid Handmade Fridge Magnet

    These limited edition fridge magnets will be released each month. 'Dukkies' are collectible, and there will only be a limited number made, so grab ...

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    Mini Rubber Ducks various colours

    A variety of funny and loveable mini Rubber Duck characters. Tek yer pick, duck! Sizes vary between approx. 5cm-6cm wide, not suitable or safe for ...

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    Mansfield Town shirt Keyring

    Mansfield town football shirt keyring Show off your Mansfield Town pride with this unique shirt keyring! this keyring is a perfect way to show your...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss me duck! Ceramic Christmas Bauble

    Beautiful ceramic baubles printed with "Merreh chrissmuss, me duck!" These are 7cm in diameter, and perfect for any Christmas arrangement.   

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    Nottingham Short Glasses 65ml

    Collectable 65ml short glasses. Perfect for drinkers, as a souvenir of Nottingham.

    Original price £6.00
    Current price £5.00
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    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Card

    Miss you! (more than loo roll) Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a cards dur...

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    Ayup me duck! Keyring

    Ayup! Don't lose yer keys!

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    Keyworker Keyring

    To celebrate all you wonderful Keyworkers! Printed acrylic keyring. Approx. 60mm x 30mm

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    Home Again 2 Lost in my Fridge T-shirt

    It had to be done...Home again 2. Lost in my fridge. Heavy-weight 100% cotton T-shirts. Available in White or Slate Blue. Choose from a variety of ...

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    You don't need that much f*cking toilet paper - Acrylic Pin

    25mm Acrylic toilet roll shaped pin. You've seen it with your own eyes, the empty shelves, the fighting for your right to wipe your arse!  Be thank...

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    AYUP! Handbag Brolly

    Handbag brollies, available in bright yellow with coral print. Ayup! printed on the top. Say it laahd and praahd! One panel can be personalised fo...

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    Ho ho ho, me duck! Christmas Tops

    Ho ho ho, me duck!  Quality Cotton Sweatshirts.  Simply enter your preferred garment and print colour in the box provided Our Sweatshirts are A...

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    Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem Sword enamel Pin Pre-order

    Arriving 30th September. Pre-order yours now! Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem. Sword pin. The oldest inn in England. (Don't tell The Bell and The Sal!) 3...

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    Ooyer Bogger Single layer facemask

    Made in Britain, this non-surgical face cover is comfortable and easy to wear. The ear bands ensure the mask fits all different face sizes and s...

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    Original price £8.00
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    Christmas w*nker Decorations

    The perfect decorations for a rude Christmas tree! Not for the easily offended. 10cm oak faced MDF disks / or UV printed acrylic, printed with a sw...

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    Keep calm, it's BABY'S first Christmas Baby grow

    Keep calm, it's (Baby's name)'s first Christmas! Get them a likkle Christmas baby grow, to mark the special occasion!  100% cotton Red short-sleeve...

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    Merreh Chrissmuss, me duck! Baby grows

    100% cotton Red or Green short-sleeve Baby Grow, with press stud fastening. Size: 0-3 months. If you would like alternative fabric and print colour...

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    Tiers for Fears T-shirt

    What tier are you in?  100% Heavy weight cotton t-shirts, Available in Navy with red print. All sizes are unisex.  Size GuideS 34/36"  M 38/40"  L...

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    Original price £7.99
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    Words Best Sung

    Love, Trains and Rhythm & Blues. Written by local author, Lee Stuart Evans.

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    Djoser the Pharoah Wooden Pin

    30mm printed Alder wood pin with metal clasp.  These collectable pins form part of a group of Dukki character pins, so you will be able to collect ...

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    Hero Greetings Card

    Who is your hero? Make things better by sending someone a card. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight...

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    Help! I've completed Netflix already - Help Card

    I've completed Netflix already - Help. Our new range of social distancing cards is now available, created by Stormy Knight. Send your loved one a c...

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